Cat Noir - Blog Posts
The amount of Lukadrien brainrot I have is unreal. Get this boy someone who will listen and care for him.
having the visions again (cat noir brainrot)
Inktober- Day 28
Inktober - Day 28
I watched Mayura and it was beautiful! Looking forward to season 3 of miraculous ladybug!!
Inktober Day 21 - very behind but I have an excuse. I’m traveling so internet is sparse. Have some miraculous ladybug based on the infamous balcony scene that’s yet to come.
Inktober Day 13 - my only wish for season 2 is that we get a ‘if it fits I sits’ moment with Chat Noir!
Inktober Day 11 - my phone felt the need to delete this post as it was posting.... welp! Anyway I realized I haven’t done any Miraculous Ladybug stuff yet. So in light of yesterday’s theme being run I felt it was appropriate to draw Ladybug heading off before she de-transforms.
Miraculous Ladybug - Yin and Yang
Original plan was to do something cosier but here’s something for everyone who might have a harder time around Christmas
So! Finally finished Season 5 and the Paris-special.
Thank you Miraculous for reminding me of my emo-days.
I know, I know, the text is messy and on-the-nose but I wasn’t sure how to sell the actual message without having to redraw them both.
Though I based this on an episode but when I couldn’t find it, I realised the idea probably had roots in fan-fiction… It's been a while since I listened to some good fan-fiction…
"Reaching"
Not be confused with the song "Reaching Out"
Just me or does this look like some album cover or something?
Whether you watch the show or not, we can all agree that Adrien Agreste/Cat Noir should have been the main character.
Day 4
Saturday
Plagg
@adrienagresteseptember2021
He’s a pain in his ass.
His best friend.
The sinker of Atlantis.
His kwami.
The one that killed the dinosaurs out (but they still somehow exist?).
He’s in love with cheese, especially Camembert.
He’s quite a handful.
He’s a lot more than words.
Not even his name can completely get him.
Plagg.
“Adrieeeeen~”
“Why are you obsessed over Ladybug?”
“Go. To. Sleep.”
“I love you.”
“I want cheese.”
“I’m hungry.”
Some of his favorite sentences.
But now their time is over.
Every evil is defeated.
And they don’t need them anymore.
Now they’ll have to say Goodbye which is hard.
“I’ll muss you kid and I already told you this but you’re the best Cat Noir I ever had.”
Tears were already welling in Adrien’s eyes because Plagg was the last piece of his family he had. His dad turned out to be Hawkmoth, his mum is dead, ladybug and he still didn’t reveal identities, Nathalie was Mayura and the police thought Gorilla was tangled up in this mess as well.
And now Plagg has to leave him too.
“I don’t want you to go, you’re my best friend and the last family I have. I don’t know how I’ll be strong enough to continue without you at my side.”
Plagg flew to Adrien’s shoulder and hugged him as big as he managed. “I don’t want to leave you either, I-“
“Hey.” Tikki, Ladybug’s kwamis arrived to retrieve the miraculous.
“I’m sorry. Ladybug just-“
Adrien stopped her. “Thank you, Tikki. But I really don’t want to hear about Ladybug.”
“Adrien, we don’t have to do this. You could transform and we would run away and open this shop we talked about and-“
“I’m sorry, Plagg. I wish things could be different but,” Plagg knew that this was going to hurt even more than it did the last time “Plagg, I renounce you.”
With those words Plagg was sucked into the ring. Adrien took the ring of his finger and put it back into the box he had carefully stored away into the top drawer of the small shelf, next to the Camembert.
“Here.”
He handed the box to Tikki and turned away to cry and scream and break down until all his tears were shred, all his screams turned silent and everything inside him was broken to a level not even Cat Noir’s cataclysm could reach.
Cat Noir: Do you know why Koalas aren’t classified as bears?
Ladybug: Because they are marsupials.
Cat Noir: ...
Ladybug: ...
Cat Noir: *starts to leave*
Cat Noir: *scoffs* Because they are marsupials! NO, IT’S BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE THE KOALAFICATION!
Bonus:
Kim, who heard Chat: Hey Max! Did you know that Koalas aren’t classified as bears?
Max: Yes, Kim. Yes, I did.
Kim: It’s because they don’t have the Koalafication.
Max: *sighs* No, Kim. It’s because they are marsupials.
Kim: Marsu-what?
Max: Mar
Kim: Mar
Max: su
Kim: su
Max: pials
Kim: pials
Max: Marsupials
Kim: Marsupials
Max: Shall I explain it?
Kim: Yes, please.
Max: *explains*
Kim: Oh, makes sense.
Cat Noir: Hey Mari, do you want me to do a tarot card reading for you?
Mari: You can do that?
Cat Noir: Uh-huh. *lays down cards* Okay, so this one tells me you are a heavenly angle, this one says you can be clumsy at times, that one shows me you have a magical smile that lights up-
Marinette: Cat, those aren’t tarot cards, those are pictures of me.
Nathalie: Well done, Sir! You didn’t akumatize anything in 2 weeks, 6 hours, 39 minutes and 41 seconds! Here you go.
Gabriel: Is this a Sticker?
Nathalie: Not just any sticker, it has ‘Me-wow’ on it, as a Cat Noir pun, you know, because you haven’t tried to get his Miraculous in 2 weeks, 6 hours 40 minutes and 2 seconds!
Gabriel: I am not in a nursery.
Nathalie: In case you don’t want it, I can always just give it to Adrien, he is ecstatic every time I give him one.
Adrien: *standing in the door way with excitement all over his face* A sticker? For me? With a pun? A cat pun? A-are you serious Nathalie?
Nathalie: *gestures to Adrien with a ‘told you so’ look*
Gabriel: No! Back off! It’s mine! I earned this!
Adrien: *tears are coming* Bu-but... I...
Nathalie: Here Adrien, for you. Because you’re paw-sitively claw-some.
Adrien: Oh, thank you Nathalie! You’re the greatest person alive! Here, I have something for you too, I drew a picture of us as sticker-superheroes!
*Adrien and Plagg meeting Master Fu*
Plagg: Adrien thinks that all gigs are boys and all cats are girls.
Master Fu: Are you joking?
Adrien: There’s no way to disprove that, have you ever seen a cat penis?
Plagg: Hello, I am Plagg, a cat kwami, and also male.
Master Fu: You do know that both Plagg and Chat Noir are male, right?
Queen Bee: Why do LB and Chat always look like they’re walking in slow-mo?
Rena Rouge: You see it too?
Queen Bee: And how they always look disheveled, but not too disheveled.
Rena Rouge: Right? They are the reason I believe in God.
Ladybug: We’ll handle this the way we always do!
Rena Rouge: We’ll ask my followers!
Ladybug: *you kidding me look* ...
Carapace: We’ll just sit back and wait for it to fix itself?
Ladybug: *still looking* ...
Queen Bee: We’ll call Daddykins?
Ladybug: ...
Master Fu: We’ll hand out Miraculous to random people, we don know, without saying a word.
Ladybug: *slowly losing hope* ...
Cat Noir: I’ll sacrifice myself?
Ladybug: * completely lost hope by now*
Ladybug: No, by sticking together and never giving up!!!
Nathalie: We made a map of all the possible places Ladybug and Cat Noir could be.
Nooroo: *realises he’s dealing with absolute idiots*
Nooroo: This is just a map of Paris.
Gabriel: Exactly, we have no idea where she is.
Ladybug: Good Morning
Rena Rouge: Good Morning
Carapace: Good Morning
Chat Noir: You all sound like robots, why don’t you spice it up a little bit?
Queen Bee: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
Rena Rouge: He said a little bit, Drama Queen.
drew some of my comfort characters :3
miraculous headcanons!!!
adrien wears a large variety of clothes, from a skirt and oversized tshirt, to corduroys and a sweater, to ripped jeans and a hoode (with cat ears, ofc) he does this, for the most part, because his fashion sense was severely suppressed, and he had virtually no room to experiment. . . given certain occurences, now he can, and he tries any and ever combination
marinette introduces adrien to thrift-shopping, and he gets so completely excited ("marinette!!! can you believe someone would get rid of this?" "what is it-?" "it's a piano!!! but it's a CAT piano!!! we need it!!!!")
plagg and tikki meet up while adrien and marinette sleep so that they can watch the stars and talk (they also eat tiny cheesecakes marinette made for them)
nino makes mixes of wayzz's favorite songs to play at bedtime so it's easier for him to wind down and not have to think about fu
daizzi helps rose to remember to take any meds she needs on time they also have slumber parties and talk about everything they love
luka makes a tiny guitar for sass, and teaches him how to play. . . it's a little hard, since sass doesn't have any fingers, but he can manage a few simple chords. . . they jam out together
juleka adds pink to her hair along with the purple, to remind her of rose, and to remind her to be confident
adrien never went trick or treating for real, only a few houses up and down the street before his mom died (not to mention trick or treating isn't very common in france). . . when halloween comes around though, the gang gets together and goes out trick or treating
that's all for today! thanks for reading my little ramble :)