Cat Things - Blog Posts

Pov: I saw my cats smoochable head for the 5th time in 6 minutes while they're trying to sleep ( I will smooch them again )

I have been thinking about how many different ways people say cats doing the thing, from everything I have seen it’s always bread related.

I know that there’s cat specific music… but my cat was summoned from me playing BØRNS. I’m not saying it means anything, but she’s been snoozing for hours until I played Past Lives

I think there's something wrong with my cats. I hear most animals try to comfort their human, but mine just go 'why the fuck are leaking' and either bite me or ignore me. I was sobbing my way to my room and non of the bastards even cared

I went to Marshalls yesterday, and found the cutest shirt of all time

His name is Samson, and he is better than you

My cats have fleas, and we FINALLY gave Leo a bath. Now he looks as scraggly as the day we found him

My cats just have to get up next to me to scratch off their fleas