“I may have hit him a little too hard, but I left his hands alone. Don’t worry, Sage, he’ll bake you that triple layer chocolate cake for your birthday~!” :D
“...” O_O;;
Cons to having a villainous boyfriend hell bent on world domination: Will ignore the birthday list you gave him and bring you “surprise” gifts to spice things up.
“Y’know we could make this a real party if we did some body shots...” ;)
“NO.” :/
Pros to having a villainous boyfriend hell bent on world domination: He will call in every favor to get a private room for you and him in Windenburg’s most luxurious and expensive nightclubs.