Charles Xavier - Blog Posts

it’s quite late to start drawing now, so i made them wear the Cardi B super duper wig for Halloween

Random kid: Ur dad gay.

Peter: Which one? To be precise.

Erik, a man who lives in a creaky container in the middle of nowhere said to Charles, a billionaire who lives in a castle: I can give you a home

love them so much

Watching X-Men first class isn’t enough, I need it imprinted into my soul.

Can anybody hear me

why doesn’t the x-mansion have wheelchair ramps

it’s literally his house

how does he get in and out of his own house

That's not how telekinesis works

[Plain text: That's not how telekinesis work]

(Disclaimer; I am not paraplegic, just a nerd)

Stop making Charles Xavier use his telekinesis to walk.

In order to do that, he would need to concentrate extremely hard and it would be very complicated. Keep in mind that he readily admitted that he's "no Marvel Girl," meaning that he's not a high-level telekinetic like Jean Grey, so he might not even be capable of the amount of control you're going for. If he is, it's not practical and there's no reason he would go for that other than the writer being ableist.

Guys, why go for ableism when there's already a far better thing Charles Xavier does? In canon, he uses his telekinesis when he needs to lift his wheelchair over stairs or other obstacles. In one instance where he did this, at a Hellfire Gala, it was him being petty because he's dealt with way to much to not enter the gala through the front door. At that point, he was being petty and that infinitely funnier than an ableist idea where he can magically move his legs even though there's literally no reason for him to do that.

is the x-men just a bunch of whores bc istg i've seen every single x-men shipped with every other x-men

lets be real if taika waititi wrote the x-men series he 100% would've made erik and charles kiss on screen

look i love the x-men n all but i would hate to live in the mansion bc the mind readers of that house do not need to know what horny thoughts are going on in my brain when logan walks in the room

like imagine charles hearing that shit hell no sir 😭

Watching Legion

It wasn't me

Logan to Charles, destroying our hearts

Logan Review!

Non-spoiler (maybe minor), subjective with personal opinions review - JUST FUCK ME UP - Hugh Jackman’s James Logan Howlett, as we know, flawlessly amazing. I also loved his relationship with Charles, and strange bond between Laura - Sir. Patrick Stewart’s potrayal was also amazing indeed, yet it was truly heartbreaking to watch Xavier suffering from old age - Dafne Keen was PERFECT!! There was literally no flaw and Laura’s fight sequences, characterisation was satisfying - If you are uncomfortable with violence involving children, be aware - A VERY GOOD R- RATED MOVIE. Amazing fight sequences - I’ve watched every X-men movies including Wolverine and Deadpool yet I didn’t quite understood the timeline of this movie. As a seperate solo piece, the movie was incredible, however it doesn’t really explain us what has been going on - No suprise cameos, nor end credits - It was heart breaking to watch our once most beloved heroes being weathered and torn - MAGNETO WAS RIGHT - I loved all the other mutant children - LAURA DESERVES SOME LOVE - It was the most devastating X I’ve ever seen - I see Fox is trying to give a change in X-men generation but I don’t know how - I didn't cry during the most of the movie, but I bursted at the last scene - Best Wolverine series up to date. What a way to end 17years of journey It was a 9/10 movie for me. Thank you Hugh Jackman, thank you Sir Patrick Stewart. Thank you Logan, and last of all, our Wolverine, who will be loved forever

Logan (2017)

I love how Logan has always been sort of a fatherly figure to younger mutants and this time he's having a daughter FOR REAL like, he's one of the most toughest macho mutant but he always has a soft side to those who need his help. I think this is one of the reasons why Charles trusts him so much

My favourite comic book rivalries

Batman & Joker Thor & Loki Superman & Lex Luthor Professor X & Magneto Nightwing & Deathstroke Spiderman & Green Goblin/Venom Kind of funny how all of them have their own gay ship

Erik: Who the fuck are you?

Charles: Your boyfriend

Peter: Your son

Raven: Your friend although you and I tried to kill each other for several times after we kissed

Charles: WAT YOU GUYS KISSED?

Kurt: MOM

magneto: how do you have so much faith in humans to do the right thing when they have proven you wrong time and time again?

the humble charles xavier:

running list of ships that need to make out in doomsday:

1. sambucky

2. cherik

3. sentryagent

i can't see thunderbolts* for two weeks so if the whole uproar of a sambucky divorce is actually just from one heated fight i will be so pissed

you know what? fuck trying to avoid thunderbolts* spoilers because i am NOT going to wait to defend sam wilson (or anthony mackie) while people drag him for some bullshit reasons

cherik level of toxicity where charles will verbally convince a potential love interest to not fall for erik and erik will physically threaten anyone who looks at charles (they're still divorced)

actually i don't want patrick stewart and ian mckellen to make out in doomsday because that would make the ship canon

i want marvel to write their silly scenes and do whatever (because they will anyway) and let the fandom handle the rest because the fun of shipping isn't forcing marvel's hand, it's watching them squirm as we point out not so subtle gay subtext between characters they actively try to sell as "just really close best friends"

two best explanations for why a ship is canon:

1. *detailed analysis of each on-screen interaction, breaking down dialogue exchanges, pointing out every single microexpression, identifying metaphors for a romantic relationship, reading between the lines, presenting theories with supporting evidence from the canon material*

2. "have you seen them they literally eye-fuck every time they're in the same space"

"who can cook better, erik or charles" erik can literally wield magnetic fields. charles most likely grew up with chefs. and even with his powers, charles might know how to cook but has poor execution. and even without his powers, erik can cook because i said so.

erik: we're brothers, you and i

charles, in erik's lap: what.

hc that charles has erik as an emergency contact even after cuba and hank is absolutely livid when he finds out

hank, turning blue: you have the nation's most wanted terrorist who paralyzed you as your emergency contact?? are you fucking serious??

charles, miserably drunk: there was good in him, i felt it-

still don't understand why magneto didn't have long white hair in dark phoenix BUT NOOOO james mcavoy had to be bald

poolverine cherik sambucky may never be truly canon but at least we get the increasingly homoerotic bromance dynamic so that's something i guess

"My greatest enemy, and perhaps my only friend."

- Magneto, X-Men: The Animated Series (1992) S5E14