The Gilbert Gottfried TTS ruined my life. This is absolutely undecipherable I am so sorry.
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"YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TOUCHING MY PAGES AFTER ALREADY MESSING UP MY ENTIRE SYSTEM, VIC. WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN PAGES AND LET ME WORRY ABOUT MINE. YOU STOP BEING SO CONTROLLING AND WHILE AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. STOP LEAVING REDIRECTS EVERYWHERE!"