Jason: You should get a wife
Clive: Well if I ever find a SPOUSE…
Jason: Remember when you were into Farrah?
Clive: … What?
Jason: Haven’t you ever… taken a tumble in the sheets?
Clive: No.
Jason: Damn, those tattoos must help with the ladies.
Clive: … no but the cute turtle people want to feed on the other hand
Belinda: liar. You shoo away all the ladies
Jason, a man notorious for feeding people and creatures alike: Wow, what a ladies’s man
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Clive, internally: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUU