One of the campaigns I was playing in just recently ended, and only then did I realize my hallf-elf fighter, Marnia, was a massive lesbian. Woops. I mean, the poor woman has been following our drow warlock princess around the whole campaign, protecting her and complimenting her every step of the way. She’d take opportunity attacks against herself just to get to her princess’s side. AND SHE WASN’T EVEN A HIRED GUARD, SHE JUST CHOSE TO DO THAT. I was playing her character thinking “Oh they’re friends and she’s protective! That’s all!” the whole campaign! Then at the end, the princess married our half-orc barbarian and the DM asked how Marnia felt seeing the princess get married, and I was like “she’s happy for h- oh. oh. oh no.” and the realization hit me like a ton of bricks. Am I stupid? I played it off like the character was as shocked to realize that she wasn’t happy as I was. Be aware of your feelings. Don’t be a useless lesbian like Marnia.