Not the owner but I would love to see a episode of  Sebastian 
I reread chapter 11 of Coattails, and had to take a quick moment to sketch out a scene that just seemed dynamic to me. Bard didn't actually say that, but he said that in my head. I have sitcom cartoon vision, sorry ^v^
but this is BASICALLY what happened. among all else that happened. so if this is curious to you, may as well go read and find out :D