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1 year ago

Did someone say... Reigen in acnh...? No? ...Well uh here ya go anyway ! And um, no refunds✨️

Did Someone Say... Reigen In Acnh...? No? ...Well Uh Here Ya Go Anyway ! And Um, No Refunds✨️
Did Someone Say... Reigen In Acnh...? No? ...Well Uh Here Ya Go Anyway ! And Um, No Refunds✨️
Did Someone Say... Reigen In Acnh...? No? ...Well Uh Here Ya Go Anyway ! And Um, No Refunds✨️
Did Someone Say... Reigen In Acnh...? No? ...Well Uh Here Ya Go Anyway ! And Um, No Refunds✨️

^ Mob doesn't realize he's completely blocking out Reigen from the picture

Did Someone Say... Reigen In Acnh...? No? ...Well Uh Here Ya Go Anyway ! And Um, No Refunds✨️
Did Someone Say... Reigen In Acnh...? No? ...Well Uh Here Ya Go Anyway ! And Um, No Refunds✨️
Did Someone Say... Reigen In Acnh...? No? ...Well Uh Here Ya Go Anyway ! And Um, No Refunds✨️

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Did Someone Say... Reigen In Acnh...? No? ...Well Uh Here Ya Go Anyway ! And Um, No Refunds✨️
Did Someone Say... Reigen In Acnh...? No? ...Well Uh Here Ya Go Anyway ! And Um, No Refunds✨️

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Did Someone Say... Reigen In Acnh...? No? ...Well Uh Here Ya Go Anyway ! And Um, No Refunds✨️

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2 years ago

The literally only impressive thing about SpaceX Starship test is that it shows how incredibly dumb the audience is at this point.

The Literally Only Impressive Thing About SpaceX Starship Test Is That It Shows How Incredibly Dumb The

People keep comparing Starship to SaturnV, because tentatively, if it ever became a space worthy vessel and orbital delivery vehicle (it's not); it'd be the largest and most powerful one in history, with SaturnV its only near peer (sorry, N-1, you really didn't qualify).

And the first "integration test vehicle" (read: the actually whole complete thing, that's literally the point of that kind of test; it's meant to be all the pieces, already tested and proven on their own, finally assembled into the final thing to make sure everything plays nice when together)

So lets see how did Saturn family development go in comparison? How many "integration test vehicles" did the Saturn project obliterate in the process?

The Literally Only Impressive Thing About SpaceX Starship Test Is That It Shows How Incredibly Dumb The

ZERO. They blew up ZERO Saturn first stages, ZERO Saturn second stages, and ZERO Saturn payloads.

The Literally Only Impressive Thing About SpaceX Starship Test Is That It Shows How Incredibly Dumb The

It's not fucking normal to blow up rockets this size and complexity, because they're expensive and dangerous! You build SMALLER, SIMPLER prototypes, you test those, you do all the "risky" tests on your separate parts of the system, and test the integration at less ambitious scales and stress levels. That's how you do rocket science. Iteratively, yes! But the iterations must make sense!

And let me stress

They got Saturn to moon and back in the SIXTIES, when simulation was in diapers (partially, literally invented within projects like the Saturn series).

SpaceX exists at a time where they can (and should) do 90% of the raw, grueling development with lot of painful failures in digital simulations, or tests where you build a small, simple thing and enhance the simulation based on what you learned there.

And the worst of it all is that another thing that Elongated Muskrat has at this disposal is all of the Saturn research. It's been DONE.

Saturn and other projects paved the worst of this goddamn slog. They did all the dirty, awful work already. They literally gave us the textbooks that you study from if you actually get a science degree (Elon does not have one).

And again, the most embarrassing thing isn't Musk and his poor, toxic, overworked circus that's SpaceX. The most embarrassing thing is the "space science enthusiast" crowd that's cheering on this launch as some sort of tentative success.

The king is fucking ass goddamn naked, and you all yes-men are an embarrassment to this doomed goddamn species. You're not supporting the effort to give Humanity a "chance at survival", you're hooting and hollering around a basementman dumpster fire that's literally immolating what's left of the scraps of natural and human resources we have left.


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