Connoreatspants - Blog Posts
I'm not super in the lore rn but this is how I imagine Sam for Ranboo in the prison:
Sam, trying to shove Ranboo through the door of the prison: I thought you wanted me to put you in the prison?
Ranboo, spreading his arms and legs over the doorway: not anymore!
Ranboo: I don't want to be in there!
Sam:
Sam: That's Too Bad! Get in the naughty box!
Ranboo: *feral screeching*
Sam: Oh My God! What's wrong with you? Stop struggling! Why can't you be more like Connor?
Connor:
Ranboo:
Connor: Sup
Ok you know when Karl goes into the inbetween or the other side his skin turns to white of black. And recently people have been saying Connoreatspants is the time travel. Hear me out what if when Connor goes into the inbetween his sonic skin changes into silver The hedgehog and when he goes into the other side he changes into shadow the hedgehog.
Shit that I miss about the lore /rp
Tommy is now free from jail
Jack is mad
Tubbo is just following him
Ranbo might kill Dream
Niki didn’t give a fuck about Tommy
Connor know something about Karl
Tommy finally gonna go to Therapy
Niki had a city with no government
Fundy make a prank over Ranboo and Technoblade (They remove it as of now)
Foolish is a god
something happened to Hanna (her skin turn from red to white/house goes to pink? to grey)
Tommy want to kill Dream
Puffy is a Mom to Michele
Tubbo and Ranboo Divorce Arc no.4????
Bitches stay crying about missing sands of time
It's me I'm bitches.
I'm in cheese cake factory without headphones I legally can't watch Tommy 'loudmouth' Innit pleeeease send help :((
“i was told
I was told, and I quote,
‘Connoreatspants
𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓿𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓼𝓬𝓪𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓭.’“
Too late to save...
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Mmm the irony of Schlatt spiralling into alcholism and dying, right before Connor arrives.
Take my silly little dream smp head cannons
Technoblade has a glasses chain and it has beads of gold and obsidian, the obsidian is shaped as witherskulls
Technoblade has a polymorphic course on him. When extremely angry or when giving into the voices for blood, his features form a pig likeness
Jschlatt is Tubbo's dad, who abandoned him on the side of the road, where SBI found him
Ghostbur was never actually alive, he is a conduit for the dead to attach and speak through
Wilbur didn't want to be there but also desperately wanted Tommy to succeed, connecting him to the conduit but unable to do so fully, which is why ghostbur thought he was Wilbur and why we saw his personality differently than Wilbur
Connor is actually the main character, he is just a sleeper agent, gotta say a codeword to him realize he has a magical girl transformation
Ranboo actually originally came from the end dimension, where the dragon resides to reign power and destruction over the endermen. He has no memory at the time, but seeing the end portal may or may not trigger his memories.
Dream is actually similar to a gelatinous cube, if you touch him too long you make a con save. If you fail you take 6d6 damage, succeed and take 3d6 instead
Dream doesn't wear a mask, he is just a green blob o' slime wearing a sticky note