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1 year ago

Nighttime me: I have so much energy! I’m gonna get up early tomorrow and do cool stuff :}

Early morning me: ha, what a chump. *goes back to sleep*


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1 year ago

Ode to my week

Yesterday I bought some fruit

I pulled some plants up by the root

The day before I washed my clothes

And ruined the entire load

My ancient shelf fell off the wall

It launched my file box with its fall

And took my yarn and picture frame

The glass has broken, not my games

I need to do some gardening

My knees say that’s not happening

But still I got to pet my cat

And give her a cute little hat

My job does not appreciate

My physical restrictive trait

There’s so much paperwork of late

It’s something that my doctor hates

Today I tried to drink root beer

It fell and my whole room is smeared

I swear hekkin everywhere

My outlet, art book, printer, chair

This week is a chaotic mess

There’s been some good I must confess

I’m still sending an SOS

Ridiculous- just let me rest


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1 year ago

Pro tip:

If you like smiling, do not get a scab on ur chinny chin chin


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1 year ago

Today I have not cried in response to multiple stressful situations so I’m gonna take today as a win


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