Ardyn: who made the "hate Ardyn fan club"?!
Noctis: Almost everyone in this room
Ardyn: I have done nothing to deserve this.
Noct: you helped kill my father and plunged the world into darkness.
Ignis: you tried to kill Noctis and made me go blind.
Prompto: you imprisoned and tortured me.
Ravus: you annoy me and stabbed my sister.
Regis: you destroyed my city
Gladio: you tricked so many people.
Lunafreya: you angered the Astrals.
Alice: You enslaved my people.
Iris: you let Caligo kill Jared.
Loqi: you make fun of my height.
Aranea: you traumatize children.
Nyx: you keep screwing up my training
Clarus: and you keep stalking all of us.
Ardyn: you all hold grudges.
Prompto: some of that you did three months ago.
Tredd: *shows Dia a dick pic* Like what you see babe?
Cel: tell him it's too small and to zoom in.
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Ardyn: It's such a pleasure to see you again my dear Diana
Cel: This is why you're still single. You have an unhealthy obsession with younger people.
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Cel: While you were passed out drunk, I possessed your body, kissed Ignis, punched Tredd in the throat, told Luche where he can shove his rules, called Cor daddy and bought Gladio a "choking hazard" shirt. That will be arriving in three days. So I hope you learned your lesson about not over doing it at a social event. By the way Cor has been calling you for thirty minutes now.
Noctis would pick her up and carry her off to a safer location for her to calm down. He would then try to talk to her, bring up topics such as plants or animals. Then it's snack and nap time for them both.
Gladio wouldn't let anyone but Noct, Prompto and Ignis near her. He will even try to fight Nyx and Cor but it usually ends with Cor threatening to tell his father.
Prompto would sit next to Dia and just start chatting with her about anything. They can go from one topic that is small to a three hour discussion on why chocobos are the best thing.
Ignis would lead Dia to a more comfortable place and talk to her. Listening to her issue then think of a solution to help her. She feels safer around him and would usually grasp his sleeve when she feels depressed.
Cor would stand by her and wait until her attack was done. The last time he left her alone during an episode she ended up in the hospital trying to kill herself. He's known about her problems since Nyx brought her in and he doesn't want her to suffer fully. When she's done he will talk to her and tell her that the future holds a better life if she stays by his side. He is a father figure to her anyway.
Cor: Prompto, I need you to sign this. It's very important for the Lucis.
Prompto: *starts to sign it* so what is it? A treaty? A petition for something?
Cor: *takes the paper* adoption papers. You're now my son. *walks away*
Cor: Prompto we need to talk about your problem.
Prompto: *in his pile of chocobo plushies* what problem?
Diana is my age and we went to school together. She became overprotective of Prompto and when this one girl began making fun of him, Dia brought a homemade reverse bear trap from the Saw movies to school and put it on the girl. The class and the girl start panicking and the trap goes off. Turns out it wasn't real but a prop she made and it squirts out this red liquid all over her. The thing dyed her skin red for a month. Cor was watching over Dia and he was not pleased by her action. She was on a month long training punishment with him. Best thing is, the girl left Prompto alone. Also Dia is banned from horror movies due to concern she will do what the killers do so Ignis had to take all of them away. I have them now and I let her watch them since her commentary is amazing!
I'm not the best at them but I feel like it will be fun. Just send in some questions and they will answer.
Nyx
Crowe
Libertus
Cor
Noctis
Prompto
Gladio
And Ignis.
Maybe some others in the future.