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ZUKO AND AZULA AT COSTCO

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God I’m dumb

So yesterday my family and I went to Costco and we were walking around. So you know know those sample bed frames, yeah well my dumbass turns to my mother and I promptly ask her “What kind of chair is that????” To which she looks at me with a disappointed look and responds with “Uh sweetie. That’s a bed frame, a sample bed frame...”

God bless California

[image description: a costco interior with a very large selection of Mexican Coca Cola in glass bottles for $35.69. End id]

The devil tempted me twice today...

I was minding my business, looking at meat in Costco, and I saw him. Blue shirt, Costco hat, holding a big red bag.

"Got a hot big pizza here for sale." He called to any who might listen. Even with my eyes on the bag, I could see his gaze lock onto me.

He came closer and offered it to me directly. I had groceries to get, I could afford a Big Pizza...

I said no, and continued my shopping. But this tale is not over.

As I pushed my cart to the checkout, the cluster of shoppers parted and out stepped... Him. He saw me again and made a beeline to me.

I yet again said no... and hurried out of the store.

I don't know if I could have rebuked him a third time... him or his Big Pizza...

Sometimes life is normal and sometimes u walk into a Costco and a giant skeleton is looking at u from over the tops of the aisles

It’s just me and my bag of Costco Kirkland’s Signature against the world