Tankyaps - Blog Posts

Those mcr fans scare me. I say this as an mcr fan but like why are yall so scary. Why do you only see Catholicism as inherently erotic. Why do you infantilize every fucking member of the band. It’s art. PLEASE be normal adjacent about them 😭

“You want straight hair bc that’s what you don’t have” so close! I want to look whiter because I don’t think I’m native or arab enough to be pretty as a brown girl!

TW talk of past sh, vaugely graphic, will trigger most likely

Bro fuck you mean I’m being trusted with a razor blade. There was something so healing about watching the same kind of blade I unwrapped to hurt myself so many times before run right over the same place, without slicing into me.

Having someone turn on the lights in a public bathroom is truly humbling. “Oh my god I’m unstoppable I’m gonna bend therapy over” and then the light is turned on and I’m reminded I have evil autism and spend the session crying. Anywho this is a random shitty fucking pic of me in said public bathroom

It’s so awkward because I wanted a good pic but I’m a generally unsettled person

I love my gf so much but if someone were to make me banana bread rn I’d marry them im ngl

The nuclear family is the nuclear family because the autistic father is 2 seconds away from going nuclear

I don’t care abt animal packers because I don’t BUT I think it’s weird they care abt animal packers but not bad dragon or weredog toys. Like it’s the same concept that you hate so much but you don’t care about one??? If you WERE to be mad about anything (which I’m not because I don’t give a shit) I’d think it’d be the anatomically correct horse cock not the ball of fur some guy puts in his pants??

Reminder! Animal packers no matter how realistic aren't promoting harmful zoophilic practices and don't count as beastiality. A human being sexual with a therian, whether they're using a realistic animal toy of some kind or not is not 'making someone into a zoophile' or beastiality. Drop it and leave it alone. Other people's dysphoria relief and/or sex lives don't concern you.

Being mad when someone under 18 interacts with your content, when they have been following you since you were 16 years old, as a freshly 18 year old, is fucking strange behavior. Like sucks that your boundary is being ignored but your bf is 17 so L I guess

Waiting to be picked up from therapy and so bored, pls send me asks

My straight conservative vaugely homophobic stepmom v my explaination of alternative diy culture in relation to queerness and flagging. She got so confused she had to go look around target and come back??

Getting bruises from bjj is so gender euphoric for me like yes I am a boy and it feeds the happy in my soul :p

Internalized homophobia is so weird. You can be gay. Love it, gay people are great. Me tho? I need to be so straight that actual straight people question their straightness. “But you’re dating a girl” I KNOW THATS THE WEIRD PART. I can date my gf and be like “yay happy happy happy” and then I remember we r both girls (ok this isn’t entirely true but whatevsies) and I’m like OH GOD IM GAY and I have a crisis. What in the skibidi fucking rizzler from hell is going on here

The ocean is my therapy I’m ngl. Like there’s something so nice about feeling the water in my paws and stuffs

I wanna post covers of sleep token but this fandom bro

“You went thru a trans phase” no I went through a time where I was a man. A boy if you will. Now I am older. The time has changed. I am now sad pomegranate metaphors and the gender of whatever will and Hannibal got going on. I am violence. That’s my gender. Not because I’m inherently masculine now, but because I am wrath. If asked to describe how I feel, I must call myself divine wrath.

Normalize being weird bro. Literally nobody cares. If they do then that’s because they internalized the societal viewpoint that their real personality needs to be under lockdown. Every hot popular girl I’ve ever met no matter the age is either a geek about something that’s considered weird or smth considered normal. Get over it. “But I’m a therian” my brother in Christ so am I. I don’t even hide it. Fuck it, dog ears to school, who gives a fuck. Just be like a vaugely decent person and enough ppl will like you. If you’re a shit person idk eat shit and die slow

My fingies are so stiff:( my paws :(((((

I’m not freaking out I’m flipping my shit. What is my shit, you might ask? I dunno. A table. My life goals. Whatevs

Hate when someone says “oh but it’ll give you a tummy ache.” I don’t care gian. Give me the fucking hot sauce.

I love checking up on the c.ai users on tumblr. “Oh but now everything is paid :( I remember the good old days :c” uhm yeah. It’s capitalism. The thing with ai is that it costs to run. It’s capitalism you dumbfuck. “It’s falling off” I agree. Go write fanfiction you dumb whore. “I don’t wanna jack off to my own writing.” Bitch. Wattpad. Tumblr. Ao3. TikTok slideshows that 12 year olds write. Your imagination. Anything off r34. Go goon ethically I promise it’ll be 10x better because there’s human touch which you apparently have never experienced. The sweet sweet arms of ai Bakugo Katsuki don’t exist. Fuck off

Love having an autistic family. We got my audhd dad, Mr “I’m not autistic, I understand social cues. I’m a salesman”, my stepmom, Mrs “I’m not neurodivergent and ALSO my stuff always has to be clean. Autism is in vaccines. I’m obsessive about cleanliness and cry when the house isn’t spotless”, my brother (average ADHD 9 year old) and my sister, (autistic as shit) and then me. I guess we can count my mom but she’s just bipolar and hates me. Oh and then there’s me! I read the whole dsm in math class instead of listening and still passed the class!

Vegetables aren’t fucking real. This isn’t a shitpost it’s just they’re not. It’s an arbitrary classification that means NOTHING.

“When you sit there, acting like you know me, acting like you only brought me here to get below me.” Is such a banger lyric and I CAN believe it came from my goat vessel Marie token

This is a vent/rant so if you don’t wanna see that ignore it lol

I take back everything I said abt my gf this bitch is too goddamn close to being gone. Sigh. Uncertainty abt the future of our relationship she says. I could die in a car crash today. But doesn’t mean I don’t have plans to go to the fuckin beach this weekend. Don’t date guys. Never date. Spend your days alone.

Cuz wdym like your mindset isn’t the thing fucking up this. Like???? Get over yourself??? I *cannot* be the only one fighting for a relationship. Anyways uhm breakup advice needed? Maybe? Hopefully not but it seems that’s where she’s going??

anyone else think random intrusive thoughts and they’re almost always “SAY A SLUR” like ok I get there’s white southerner in my mixed ass but she fucked a native man she wasn’t like that 😭

“I have a cock- shit I meant I have a Glock- WRONG CLASS I WILL PASS YOUR GUARD” I love being in a class w 12 year old boys they’re idiots

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHIT. Let me out of the social prison 💔💔 leave me alone I’m not going to the disco MADONNE NON IM NOT GOING TO THE DISCO IM PLAYING MINECRAFT ON DISCORD VC CURSING MY FRIENDS OUT IN ASL

The “respectable young woman” you’re letting watch your children is actually a queer puppy drinking the rest of her salad dressing like it’s a shot because she’s bored while she thinks of what colors her ribbon skirt is gonna be and debates buying a collar

Just went to bjj for the first time after a three week break and got my ass kicked. MY ENTIRE CLASS IS 140-160lb MEN IM A FUCKING 125lb BIO CHICK IM GONNA DIE 😭😭

Absolute w bag I made at my second sewing and mending club. There’s also a key loop and a mini bag on the inside!