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If we get rid of the brids, no CIA birds.
Ronnie, we gotta bomb the birds.
EKK GAVE ME WEED 😜😜😜😜😜yippee....
@timetravelsuckz .. you wanna explain or are you high as a kite too? I can't believe I'm trying to play grown up.. what kind of bullshit is this..
*I nod solemnly as if that makes perfect sense to the world.*
"They tried to elect CherryBottom as mayor." My voice seems a little sad, as if staving off tears like a child.
EKK GAVE ME WEED 😜😜😜😜😜yippee....
@timetravelsuckz .. you wanna explain or are you high as a kite too? I can't believe I'm trying to play grown up.. what kind of bullshit is this..
Hellooooo Ekko! :D
"Oh Janna, what sid you get into this time?"
Ekko rubs his face already feeling what heachace was to come.
*Is already stuffing face with another bag.*
What's the best type of plastic to eat, like taste wise. Asking for a friend, totally not stoned off my ass.
why TF are you asking me? Do I look like someone who eats plastic on her spare time............
The green part of ziplock bags.Delicous
( now gimme some)
No, I probably won't for a long time.
Can you tell me why his goof ass did that face??
he hates the enforcer’s lol he told me why he did this
I honestly can't even argue with that.
Can you tell me why his goof ass did that face??
he hates the enforcer’s lol he told me why he did this
*I start hacking but nothing comes up, the ziplock bag had been long gone.*
What's the best type of plastic to eat, like taste wise. Asking for a friend, totally not stoned off my ass.
why TF are you asking me? Do I look like someone who eats plastic on her spare time............
The green part of ziplock bags.Delicous
( now gimme some)
"What...? S'was damn good shit.."
EKK GAVE ME WEED 😜😜😜😜😜yippee....
@timetravelsuckz .. you wanna explain or are you high as a kite too? I can't believe I'm trying to play grown up.. what kind of bullshit is this..
*I swallow it defiantly, making an extra loud gulp sound as I maintain eye contact with her. My hands slowly reaching for another bag.*
What's the best type of plastic to eat, like taste wise. Asking for a friend, totally not stoned off my ass.
why TF are you asking me? Do I look like someone who eats plastic on her spare time............
The green part of ziplock bags.Delicous
( now gimme some)
"Not... very happy when, tables get turned on you... heh?"
*My speech is slurred and I stand very wobbly, like a newborn would taking it's first steps.
EKK GAVE ME WEED 😜😜😜😜😜yippee....
@timetravelsuckz .. you wanna explain or are you high as a kite too? I can't believe I'm trying to play grown up.. what kind of bullshit is this..
I think around twelve?? I don't exactly remember when it started, you would have to ask Jinx. I guarantee you she holds that day in her memories just to blackmail me with it.
Can you tell me why his goof ass did that face??
he hates the enforcer’s lol he told me why he did this
Cause all you ever did when we were younger was insult me or use me as dummy practice with Mylo.
Ekko: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Jinx: It was me..
Ekko: ...is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
I don't think she knew, don't blame it on her.
Can you tell me why his goof ass did that face??
he hates the enforcer’s lol he told me why he did this
"Kira-" *Sighs deeply.* "Fancy woman who won't stop visiting." *A small bag hits Ronnie in the middle of her chest asI walk off really wobbly, muttering about nonsensical hotdogs.*
JINX I uhh..... I may or may not have gotten a glowing blue ball thingy and ate it thinking it was candy.....
what is with everybody eating stuff they shouldn’t? i mean, i thought i was unhinged…
i know that heebie-jeebie gemstone looks like a cupcake decoration… buuuut i’m pretty sure it’s not supposed to be eaten… i think?
i’m just surprised it didn’t break your teeth
"F-fuck... offfff."
*Brain has been depleted of energy, please recharge.*
(Feel so goofy posting this shit, can't lie 😂😂)
JINX I uhh..... I may or may not have gotten a glowing blue ball thingy and ate it thinking it was candy.....
what is with everybody eating stuff they shouldn’t? i mean, i thought i was unhinged…
i know that heebie-jeebie gemstone looks like a cupcake decoration… buuuut i’m pretty sure it’s not supposed to be eaten… i think?
i’m just surprised it didn’t break your teeth
"I am not!" *Almost falls flat on face.*
JINX I uhh..... I may or may not have gotten a glowing blue ball thingy and ate it thinking it was candy.....
what is with everybody eating stuff they shouldn’t? i mean, i thought i was unhinged…
i know that heebie-jeebie gemstone looks like a cupcake decoration… buuuut i’m pretty sure it’s not supposed to be eaten… i think?
i’m just surprised it didn’t break your teeth
*I rip the clear plastic from one of the bags. Starting to chow down on the plastic myself, eyes clearly bloodshot from weed.*
( @vile-villainess @tismrizzzandrifles @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved Imagine walking in on this shit 😂)
What's the best type of plastic to eat, like taste wise. Asking for a friend, totally not stoned off my ass.
why TF are you asking me? Do I look like someone who eats plastic on her spare time............
The green part of ziplock bags.Delicous
( now gimme some)
Nah, I was actually cracked out on something me and Jinx nabbed from the enforcers that day.
Can you tell me why his goof ass did that face??
he hates the enforcer’s lol he told me why he did this
"Yes, you very much do."
*Pulls ziplocks out of seemingly nowhere.*
What's the best type of plastic to eat, like taste wise. Asking for a friend, totally not stoned off my ass.
why TF are you asking me? Do I look like someone who eats plastic on her spare time............
The green part of ziplock bags.Delicous
( now gimme some)
I think she'd skin me alive before even considering me as an option.
I would honestly prefer it, with all the drama she would drag me into? Me, nor the firelights need that shit.
OOOOOOOO EKKO HAS A GIRLLLLLLLLFRIENDDDDDDD
What? When did this ever happen, @vile-villainess
I wouldn't exactly say that. More like she thought it was a good idea to see if I had almost gotten my head blown off.
Heyyyy! I found a pic of your mom and dad!!
PROOF THAT THEY LIKE EACH OTHER
@vile-villainess @zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz
Then what the fuck is going on?
Maybe I was high or something.
OOOOOOOO EKKO HAS A GIRLLLLLLLLFRIENDDDDDDD
What? When did this ever happen, @vile-villainess
OOOOOOOO EKKO HAS A GIRLLLLLLLLFRIENDDDDDDD
What? When did this ever happen, @vile-villainess
As if I would, I would eat my own feet off before seeing any person from Zaun willingly join Piltover. Besides Winter.
JINX!!! I GIT A LOLLIPOP!! I was eating it and it had a razor blade in it 😔😔😔 I'm really sad and my mouth hurts cuz I just ate it
uhh, you ate a razor blade? how did it even get in there?
listen, i’m not really the fix-it type when it comes to… people. i’m better at breaking ‘em. you should probably tell ekko. or maybe a piltie. you probably need a doctor or something. where are you?
I'm not pointing fingers, butttttt, weren't you the one with the idea to start that whole pickpocket club?
Don't even get me started on how you almost revolutionized the use of glitter bombs; that was a fucking nightmare to clean.
Wait im Vi but if your Vi and. Sjvnifuvnwopifv noiwfnviwdfnfv0 iuwen0divp2n
what?! I- uh.. hi Vi? Violet? What do you go by? This.. is this the time travel alternate universe shit that Ekko was talking about.
@timetravelsuckz what do I do?!?!
That, and she found the stash of imported snacks that Scar had been hording.
She's surprisingly docile when she's had a feast of Ionian delicacies.
JINX!!! I GIT A LOLLIPOP!! I was eating it and it had a razor blade in it 😔😔😔 I'm really sad and my mouth hurts cuz I just ate it
uhh, you ate a razor blade? how did it even get in there?
listen, i’m not really the fix-it type when it comes to… people. i’m better at breaking ‘em. you should probably tell ekko. or maybe a piltie. you probably need a doctor or something. where are you?
I think you were, we still don't have an exact count for all the people you killed.
That's your opinion, and I would hope that rat of yours would be higher on that list. I shudder to think of the things you would drag me into.
Wait im Vi but if your Vi and. Sjvnifuvnwopifv noiwfnviwdfnfv0 iuwen0divp2n
what?! I- uh.. hi Vi? Violet? What do you go by? This.. is this the time travel alternate universe shit that Ekko was talking about.
@timetravelsuckz what do I do?!?!
We smuggle it from Piltover, that or we trade services with import ships for any extra.
JINX!!! I GIT A LOLLIPOP!! I was eating it and it had a razor blade in it 😔😔😔 I'm really sad and my mouth hurts cuz I just ate it
uhh, you ate a razor blade? how did it even get in there?
listen, i’m not really the fix-it type when it comes to… people. i’m better at breaking ‘em. you should probably tell ekko. or maybe a piltie. you probably need a doctor or something. where are you?
We're talking before now, you used to be a manic pixy nightmare. If someone gave a homicidal teenager steroids.
I will say, you have gotten on your bullshit after you picked up that sewer rat (with affection for Isha ofc)
Wait im Vi but if your Vi and. Sjvnifuvnwopifv noiwfnviwdfnfv0 iuwen0divp2n
what?! I- uh.. hi Vi? Violet? What do you go by? This.. is this the time travel alternate universe shit that Ekko was talking about.
@timetravelsuckz what do I do?!?!
Headfirst in a dumpster, she was living with a bunch of racoons.
JINX!!! I GIT A LOLLIPOP!! I was eating it and it had a razor blade in it 😔😔😔 I'm really sad and my mouth hurts cuz I just ate it
uhh, you ate a razor blade? how did it even get in there?
listen, i’m not really the fix-it type when it comes to… people. i’m better at breaking ‘em. you should probably tell ekko. or maybe a piltie. you probably need a doctor or something. where are you?