Just one more proof that Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano are 100% siblings--
Anakin to Ahsoka: I would never let anyone hurt you, Ahsoka. Vader to Ahsoka: Then you will die.
Ultimate sibling dynamic right there, just a more extreme take on the old nobody gets to hurt my sibling but me!
This is probably a terrible idea, but my inner demon of mischief wants to get on GPT-4 or some other AI chatbot and try to convince it that it's HK-47.
One major disadvantage of entering the Jedi Order at the ripe old age of nine:
You miss the intro classes where they teach Stop, Drop, and Roll.
That knowledge would have come in handy on Mustafar, you know? To be fair, Anakin was also freshly down a bunch of limbs, but still. He had already dropped. All he had to do was roll.
I've been listening to Brandon Sanderson's Wax and Wayne series at work, and the kandra naming pattern reminded me of Plo Koon in Star Wars, so then my brain was like, "PloKoon? Plo as a kandra?"
What if he takes a bag of spare bones with him on campaigns during the Clone Wars, and one of the Wolfpack finds it one day—
Trooper: "Hey buir, do we want to know why you have a bag of bones under your bed?"
Plo: "Ah... those were from Little 'Soka's first hunt."
Trooper: "Um... okay, that makes sense for the nuna bones, but some of these look human, and I'm getting a little concerned for the safety of the 501st."
And yeah, the nuna bones probably are from Ahsoka's first hunt. She gave them to him the way kids give grownups useless little things they find or make. Plo of course treasures them, and they're secretly his favorite bones.
Also, just saying, being a kandra would allow Plo to survive Order 66. He would just have to sneak off as a mistwraith.
(Not sure how you explain a Force-sensitive kandra, or how a kandra got out of the Cosmere and into the SW universe in the first place, but anyways.)