I hate and love being a woman at the same time. Do I get to dress all girly and pretty? Yes. Do I have pains in my uterus and breasts? Also yes. Girlhood is pretty painful.
Cramp Sandwich
All you need:
Mustard
Pickle
Tortilla
Pepper
Sounds disgusting, could be worse. It gets rid of muscle cramps (sorry not period cramps thow) so quick!