Homework: Can you think of a time you procrastinated something important?
Me, my life flashing before my eyes: O.o
Someone being stupid:
Me: are you a shovel?
Them:
Me:
Them: what?
Me: because you sure are digging yourself a hole!!
Guy: do i get a good night kiss? ;)
Me: let me consult my pocket magic 8 ball
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: not likely
Alternate Universe where literally everything is the same, but Wikipedia is The Most Credible SourceTM.