Crocodiles - Blog Posts
Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’
Beyond the terrific bite those magnificent beasts also have 3 layer of defence
1° the deeper : a rather tought skin
2° the middle one : the toughest scales in the whole animal kingdom
And finally the number 3 : FU$%&@G BONE PLATES THAT GROW ON THEIRS BACKS
Forget prince charming those dudes right here are the real knights
I can’t stop thinking about crocodiles for some reason so here’s some cool pictures I found of probably the second largest one in captivity, his name is Utan:
isn’t he beautiful
listen to the SOUND when he bites
and that’s not even a real power bite, that’s mostly just heavy bone falling on heavy bone from his jaws and the air rushing out from between them
REAL I FEAR
dude lyle lyle crocodile is a masterpiece, make him a fandom
44% of crocodilians are threatened according to the IUCN. The Chinese alligator, Orinoco crocodile, Phillippines crocodile, Cuban crocodile, Siamese crocodile and Gharial are all considered critically endangered. A conservation success story, the American alligator, once facing extinction, is now considered "low risk", although the American crocodile is "vulnerable".
For those of you who do not know, there is a crocodile moat around the president's house in Yamoussoukro.