Cursed - Blog Posts
HE IS COMPLETE
His name: Ketamine
He enjoys baking and calisthenics.
He is always down to party.
we were winning that game up util that penalty... which i personally dont think was even fair. Man why is it always gotta be the last minute!
Orion and the dark corners of the modern internet-... Wtf. // @unibeartoon
i am gradually loosing my sanity.
Bruno attempts to tell the children a charming fable about how he befriended the rats.
He failed miserably.
original video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zxtT0gdWM6s
Curse
Wtf is wrong with you
ALSO
“THE SEMEN DROP WAS ACCIDENTAL” THIS JUST GETS WORSE. ????) ISNT IT BAD ENOUGH THAT YOUR FRIENDLY SNAKE WAS OUT, JOHN?
Mic drop? More like milk drop. (Ignore this I’m just going a bit crazy…maybe the trauma from reading all of this!! Anyways..)
Has someone ever woken up and tried to imagine how “Self-Portrait” by Yoko Ono goes?
Yeah, I know it’s about John Lennon’s willy, but 42 minutes of it?????? WHAT HAPPENS?
AND WHY DID RINGO VISIT THE SET?? CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THAT TO ME!????
IS IT REALLY JUST ABOUT HIS JUNK? DOES IT MOVE? (Well, they say it did move…..)
THIS KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT.
Also, MUBI’s description of the movie:
I CANT.
Ps: If Yoko ever releases the movie or some copy comes out and you get the link….send it to me…
I don’t want to see it. I swear it. It’s just for research purposes.
Thanks.
Ps pt.2: did George, ringo or Paul see the movie??….
I don't know why my mind decided I should create this at 4 A.M.
I'm so sorry
that's freaky
brba fandom is crazy ahhaha
i’m not sure if it’s a blessing or a curse,
being able to see the good of everything.
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Here is a set of 4 Illithid adopts! these are some unique characters with some interesting leftovers from their hosts. From Dragonborn to Hell and Faerie touched, these four are ready for adventure. Each are pictured with their "baby" forms as tadpoles, to show the difference that their bloodlines ( or curses ) have applied to their looks from tadpole to full mindflayer.
1. OPEN ( fae-touched )
2. CLOSED ( White Dragon Blood )
3. CLOSED ( Black Dragon Blood )
4. CLOSED ( Tiefling Host )
add on's are available
- Custom Genital's +$25
- Custom Clothing +$40-60 (depending on complexity)
- Detail adjustment/additions +$5-20
If I wasn't broke I would buy an entire stock of these.
the screen of my laptop literally lights up every time I plug in the charger I could’ve sworn I heard it SING “so this is love mmm alas the light of my life has come home” EVEN THE KEYBOARD HEATS UP AND THE COOLER JUST LOSES ITS COLLECTIVE SHIT and I have to coo in her keys saying “down girl, easy.”
Most cursed alignment of Pinterest posts ever to be algorithmicly suggested:
ASD Brains be Like - Snicker Knife
I was walking, you know, like a normal human being, and somehow my brain made a series of connections that resulted in me thinking “could you murder somembody with a snickers bar?”.
I now know, thanks to 20 minutes of contemplation, how to kill somebody with a snickers bar.
Place the snickers in your refrigerator to make sure that they're solid, but not too hard.
Remove from fridge and quickly slice off parts of the bar to create a wedge, point or blade, whichever works.
Quickly place bar in freezer to avoid melting, and to solidify/harden it.
Use when ready
The only issue I could think of is if the target runs, you will no longer have a knife, but you will have a snickers bar so you can apologise for trying to kill them. Nut allergies give a +7 to damage
Also, to dispose of the evidence, eat your weapon. It won’t be as nice as a normal snickers bar, cos it's covered in blood, but I’m sure you can make do. You’re on the run from the law now after all. Why did you do this, idiot? Why?
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
Disclaimer - Murder is stinky. Don’t.
- Pasta
Cursed Thought of the day
Are Steven’s kidney stones sentient?
I’m really sorry.
- Pasta
