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8 months ago

I need y’all Star Wars lover’s opinion on something.

Because I personally think kark sounds better, like as a substitute for fuck but a little bit worse. But I also think that kriff would be more on the level of shit.


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4 years ago
Terms, Conditions And Heroes (on Wattpad) Https://www.wattpad.com/story/268385010-terms-conditions-and-heroes?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_myworks&wp_uname=Ididthisfor1comic&wp_originator=pyJCrv051IXSH076Ljm1HNEaGVt8VgGn9SSFpwD%2BA6RsSwaDHAnHp97zPfdC%2Fwq5Q1Gi3rSCfT8Tc%2BXdIdVk7I5haa5kKTvtYDqJGYN8MsFceqEtTXG%2BB37PcHipovk3

Terms, conditions and Heroes (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/story/268385010-terms-conditions-and-heroes?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_myworks&wp_uname=Ididthisfor1comic&wp_originator=pyJCrv051IXSH076Ljm1HNEaGVt8VgGn9SSFpwD%2BA6RsSwaDHAnHp97zPfdC%2Fwq5Q1Gi3rSCfT8Tc%2BXdIdVk7I5haa5kKTvtYDqJGYN8MsFceqEtTXG%2BB37PcHipovk3 The main character unknowingly sold himself by signing a contract Lmao I don't know what the hell I am doing


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3 years ago
A Concept My Boyfriend And I Tossed Back And Forth A While Ago That I Suddenly Remembered And Felt Like

A concept my boyfriend and I tossed back and forth a while ago that I suddenly remembered and felt like drawing; The Rogue Toad -Also known as The Red Rogue! We came up with him after tossing back and forth ideas for party members for a stealth-based Mario game.

This Toad, after a youth of servitude to the Princess, finally snapped and had enough of the mistreatment. He fled the castle, abandoning his post and turning to a life of crime.

The Red Rogue hates Peach with a passion and actually runs a halfway house for Toads that want to escape her terrible management style. The footstool punishments, the payment only in hugs and kisses, having your life risked for a princess who doesn't know how to defend herself, getting underestimated just because of their species - Toads that wanted to get away from it could go there. Most of them go back, merely using the house as a place they can relax and be themselves.

The Red Rogue is now the head of a criminal empire, pulling strings only a Toad could because no one expects much from them. He can go undercover as a normal Toad, no one noticing his distinguishing big eyebrows or shroom scar. He's even gone back to the castle, and been face to face with the Princess. Just goes to show she doesn't really notice them much if she doesn't realize his features.

His scar is from when he got royal footstool duty during the princess's "that time of the month"..... Her monthly foot fungus. What? What did you think it was? She lives around mushrooms constantly, of course she gets monthly fungus. The spot got infected very badly and part of his shroom had to be cut out. Leaving the scar.


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4 weeks ago

Combat Magick: The Art Of Mystical Warfare

Combat Magick: The Art Of Mystical Warfare

Combat magick is the practice of using metaphysical and energetic techniques for defense, offense, and strategic advantage in spiritual or psychic conflicts. It blends elements of protection, attack, and counterattack, often drawing upon personal will, energy manipulation, and ritual magick to influence outcomes in battles—whether physical, mental, emotional, or spiritual.

Principles of Combat Magick

• Energetic Warfare – Combat magick works by manipulating energy to shield, attack, or neutralize threats. Practitioners learn to harness their own energy and direct external forces to achieve victory.

• Intent and Willpower – A strong will is essential in combat magick. The practitioner's intent determines whether their spells are defensive, retaliatory, or aggressive.

• Cleverness and Intellect - When it comes right down to it, your mind is the single best weapon in your arsenal. The practitioner should possess a some level of mental prowess before attempting combat magick.

• Ethical Considerations – While some use combat magick for self-defense, others employ it for baneful purposes. Some witches mayfollow guidelines such as the Threefold Law or personal codes of conduct that forbid the use of such workings.

Combat Magick: The Art Of Mystical Warfare

Forms of Combat Magick

Defensive Magick (Shielding & Warding):

• Shielding: Creating energetic barriers around oneself or others to deflect attacks (psychic, emotional, spiritual).

• Warding: Placing protective symbols, sigils, or enchanted objects around spaces to prevent intrusion.

• Cleansing & Banishing: Removing negative influences through smoke cleansing, salt, sound, or sacred words.

Offensive Magick (Curses & Hexes):

• Curses & Hexes: Directing harmful energy toward an opponent to weaken, confuse, deter, or harm them.

• Energy Manipulation: Sending concentrated bursts of energy to disrupt an enemy’s balance.

• Elemental Combat: Calling upon fire, water, air, or earth to aid in magickal attacks.

Counterattacks & Reversal Magick:

• Mirror Spells (Return to Sender): Reflecting an attack back to it's source.

• Unbinding & Curse Breaking: Severing unwanted energetic ties or removing hostile spells.

• Reversal Magick: Redirecting negativity away from oneself and sending it elsewhere.

Combat Magick: The Art Of Mystical Warfare

Tools & Techniques Used in Combat Magick

• Sigils & Symbols – Used for protection, strength, or attack. Examples include Algiz (protection), Mars glyphs (aggression).

• Herbs & Crystals – Protective plants like blackthorn, vervain, or dragon’s blood; stones like obsidian, hematite, or black tourmaline. Baneful components include herbs like datura, calamus, belladonna or Spanish moss and stones like opal, sardonyx, and garnet.

• Blood & Personal Energy – Some warriors of the craft may infuse spells with personal essence or their own blood to strengthen the magick.

• Chanting & Incantations – Words of power can amplify intent and activate spells more effectively.

• Astral Combat – Fighting in the spiritual realm through visualization, dream work, or projection. This can help you catch your target in a vulnerable position and quickly gain the upper hand.

Combat Magick: The Art Of Mystical Warfare

Who Uses Combat Magick?

• Witches & Sorcerers – Those who practice both light and dark magick for protection or justice.

• Psychic Warriors & Energy Workers – Individuals who engage in spiritual defense against negative entities or forces.

• Shamans & Spirit Walkers – Practitioners who deal with hostile spirits or supernatural threats as well as those performing exorcisms.

• Chaos Magicians – Those who employ sigils, servitors, and energy constructs for their warfare.

Combat magick is not for the faint of heart—it requires discipline, mastery of energy work, and deep self-awareness. While it can be a powerful tool for protection and justice, it should always be wielded with wisdom and responsibility. Whether defending against psychic attacks or engaging in mystical battles, combat magick remains an essential part of the spiritual warrior’s arsenal.

Combat Magick: The Art Of Mystical Warfare

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1 month ago

Put my best friend's stalker in the freezer with me <3

A note: I very rarely do baneful spells, I believe strongly in do no harm but take no shit, and this man has been stalking and harassing one of my best friends for years at this point, she just got a restraining order against him and I told her I would do this.

So, I am putting him in the freezer.

What is putting someone in the freezer?

Essentially, you are "icing" this person out of your life. It's less of a curse, more of freezing them in place, trapping them in their own energy.

At least, that's what I'm doing.

Ingredients

Water

Pen and paper

Vessel (opt?)

I'll admit this is my first time doing this, so things can probably be done a million different ways, I've seen people shove the name in a lemon and toss it in the freezer, or other such things, but this guy has plenty of negativity surrounding him.

Write the name of your victim on the piece of paper. Full name/social media handle, etc. I am using a post-it note and a sharpie.

Write your intention. I put "may you drown in your own negativity"

Wet down the paper or fill your vessel with water and stick the paper in. I'm envisioning you could use a freezer bag for this.

Toss it in your freezer and forget about it.


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My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him


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reblog if you get bitches, are bitchless, or are a bitch. no one will know which one is the truth


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What the fuck did I do to get on the wrestling side of Tumblr.


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2 years ago

As my grandmother used to say: "Profanity is a crutch, used by inarticulate motherfuckers."

I hate people that are like "oh you shouldn't curse. Use proper words. Only people with a small vocabulary uses curse words" like no Karen fuck is exactly the word I'm looking for.

Because saying you are and idiot is one thing

Saying you are a fucking idiot is another


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