(I wrote down who actually said the quote if it wasn't him)
(Yeah, you fell off the wagon.)
Remus: "Fell off the wagon? I dragged that wagon into the woods and burned it."
Janus: "I should go get some cheese do go into all the whine in here."
(Where'd you hear that?)
Janus: "Like every movie ever."
Remus: "You just sprinkle some lime over it— lime could cover the scent of a dead body."
Logan (my brother): "And lye could dissolve it."
Virgil: "I love it up here. Like, here is like where you can sprinkle my ashes."
Roman: "(County)? I– That's where I go hunting for antelope. There's like six people and four skunks that live there."
Janus: "He was talking to the chairman of the committee of bullshit."
Patton: "A platypus looks like a beaver ran into a duck."
Roman: "Oh yeah— Do I still need to impress you?"
Virgil (my mother): "Every day until we die."
Remus: "Even a blind pig finds an acorn in its shit every once in a while."
Patton, completely unprompted: "You ever seen a pig in a french fry hat?"
Janus: "Milford, Nebraska: Where the men are men and sometimes the women are too."
Patton, severely allergic to bees (my mother): "Ah! Close it! There are bees in it!"
Remus, holding jar of honey: "It's fresh!"