DAMN... - Blog Posts
It’s all the little details in emeto that really give me the kicks you know.
Like the way their chin and lips are coated in slime and chunks after finishing…or the inside of their mouth, and maybe they’re still coughing and you can hear the mucus in their breath. Maybe they have long hair and it’s gotten sticky because they couldn’t pull it back. How they anxiously move their hands and switch their grip on whatever they’re holding on to before they vomit. The cold sweat that they’re probably too disoriented to even notice. Maybe they were naked and the thick slime and bits of food are stuck to their skin, on their tummy, legs, hands maybe, and it’s ever so slowly getting colder and drier. How their pained moans, retches and burps turn wet and sludgy when their throat is deluged in the contents of their own stomach…how all the different meals they ate come up one after the other, in different textures, some of it more digested and liquidy than the rest, mixing all together again in whatever container or surface they’re hurling in.
Somebody stole all the land-locked Eastern European countries (Belarus, Moldova, Slovakia, Czechia, Hungary, Serbia, Kosovo and Macedonia). One day they were there, the next morning everyone woke up to find the countries gone like someone had scooped them off the face of the earth with a spoon.
Akira Toriyama has passed away... May he rest in peace. Thank you so much, sir. For everything.
So apparently the pro-Tetris scene is exploding right now because a 13 year old nerd just reached the game's true killscreen for the first time ever
just binge re-watched good omens s2 AND I FORGOT HOW PAINFUL THAT FINALE WAS GODDAMNIT
where did you find the beforehand dialogue
I'm not crying, you're crying
Did you guys know that right when More Racquetball ends, and Charlotte takes Whizzer back, if you're wearing headphones, you can hear Marvin say "What?" in the most heartbreaking tone imaginable? Because he didn't expect Whizzer to need to go to the hospital? Because I fucking didn't.
Damn
King Charles and his … consort (abridged version)
This might suck to hear, but if you're a people pleaser that is motivated by praise and avoids disagreements, you are easy to manipulate.
When I was in therapy after surviving years of domestic violence, my therapist had to tell me that my personality was primed for abuse and we needed to work on that so I would be better equipped to see the red flags and respond appropriately in the future.
I'm still working on this, and it's been 8 years. If you tell someone how you want to be treated, what behaviors you don't tolerate in your life, what you're looking for in that relationship, and they react negatively, don't compromise yourself. Just move on.
This one's for all the praise-kink girlies: differentiate, self-actualize, stay sexy
Guess what I'm making
Animation takes fucking forever
I would post the wip in the server but I fear I fucked up Yomi's hair too much
WOAH THIS IS FIRE
also the hair looks good whatttt
should i be writing my historical investigation? probably. am procrastinating on it by drawing this prick? yeah.
I got my first pap done today.
If I never see another speculum again it’ll be too fucking soon.
“The bored God sighed and watched as Thespius and Cobigail continued throwing a ball back and forth. They had been watched the pair for what felt like an eternity and couldn’t help but think about literally anything else they could be doing right now!”
Thespius caught the ball and looked over at Click Clack, throwing it back to Cobigail. “Do you want a turn, Clicky baby?”
Cobigail caught the ball and immediately aimed at Click Clack. “Catch, little rabbit!” She shouted, throwing it at Them.
“The God’s eyes widened as They tried to brace Themselves to catch the ball and..!”
Thespius and Cobigail winced as Click Clack’s narration was suddenly cut off with a sickening thud.
“‘MY BALS!’ the God wailed in pure agony.”
“Clicky!” Thespius ran over and picked Him up, cradling the miserable God in His hands.
“Sorry!” Cobigail apologized, wincing as She looked down at Them.
“Ngh…the God…wanted to go home now…” Click Clack wheezed, His narration unable to stop despite the pain.
.....HIS BALS..................................
Hey uh... If ya could *not* call me put like this that would be great
OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags.
EDIT: This isn’t my website, so I can’t say how accurate it is. It’s just a fun tool to play around with. Sorry if your name doesn’t show up! :[
GOD IN HEAVEN FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO
I’ll Take It~ Ledger!Joker x Virgin!Reader SMUT
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For the parts where I am writing them together, Ledger’s Joker I will write as L!Joker and Phoenix’s will be P!Joker.
For single headcannons/imagines, they will just be known as Joker and the title will say which one.
Warnings: Smut, hair pulling, dirty talking, teasing, blowjob, face fucking, pussy eating, slight knife play, slight edging, sight overstimulation, spanking, mention of auralism, masturbation, virgin reader, vulgar speech/swearing, unprotected sex
Word Count: 5,325 (OOF Didn’t mean for it to get so long ahh)
Request by @nothing-but-a-comedy: Technically not a request but it was highly suggested! Kinda dedicated to her because she’s one of my favorite tumblrs~ Basically bratty smut with Ledger’s Joker. Shit gets H O T 🤤😍 Also my darling so sorry I did’t finish this earlier!! Even though you said it was fine I still felt bad! So I hope this is good and makes up for the time it took.
Also, how come there isn’t a lot of Ledger!Joker smut?? I need more of my clown daddy, he was the first Joker I ever saw and he holds a special place in my heart. Fun fact is I used to be terrified of him now all I wanna do is fuck him. Funny. Also the gif…his tongue. I’m dead. This is probably the most intense smut I’ve ever written so I hope you enjoy I really tried on this one 😂
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We are in an incredibly dire kitsch drought
BUT WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED IN THE FIFTH CHAPTER OF DON'T HUG ME IM SCARED
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THEY JUST- CHANGED REALITY
THEY-
WTF
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THEY JUST CAME OUT OF THE PROGRAM
RED GUY KICKED THEM OFF THE SHOW
Red guy kicked them off the show...
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RED GUY KICKED THEM OFF THE SHOW BECAUSE ROY WAS GETTING BACK IN CONTROL OF HIS SHOW
RED GUY DID NOT WANT TO BE CONTROLLED AGAIN
RED GUY WANTED TO SAVE THEM FROM ROY
THAT'S WHY HE DIDN'T WANT TO GO BACK TO THAT HOUSE
red guy did not want what happened in the first season to happen again...
That's why he hates Roy so much... because Roy tortured them... and he realized that he came back... when he deactivated the machine roy wasn't completely gone... Roy wants to continue promoting his food in a shady way... misinforming the viewers of the show... torturing duck, red guy and yellow guy... Roy wants to keep punishing his son... and red guy wants to stop him...
maybe he didn't know they would change reality, but he didn't want to inform the others either, because he didn't want to scare them
the chapter where everything became traumatizing again...
Oh god...
