Dan And Phil - Blog Posts
Oh no Capita£ester had been set loose ! What trouble will he get up to???
slow sex, dark room with LEDs, soft songs and eye contact
Don't eat it up at once make it wet and make her want it then you can eat it up🤭🐚💜😋
Feel like I should share my edit here :)
love is in the air? wrong. gas leak
Absolutely thrilled with these
announcing our most important joint project ever! the phaby
Dan: Well, now what?
Phil: What do we do?
Dan: So, guys... what if DanAndPhilGAMES just became Dan and Phil?
Phil: What if it was just Dan and Phil with games?
Dan: What if we just committed?
Phil: To doing stuff.
Dan: What if we put a ring on it?
Phil: Put a ring on the chan.
Dan: We're actually just gonna do Dan and Phil content.
Phil: Yeah, properly.
Dan: Not that there's anything wrong with the last year of content, because don't get me wrong... Gaming, great. I think we always do gaming.
Phil: There will always be gaming, for sure.
Dan: Because let's be honest, playing long horror games as probably the most successful type of content on YouTube.
Phil: But we wanna do more with the channel.
Dan: But we can do more with that.
Phil: So, I think that's, we...
Dan: There's nothing wrong with cosy and casual, okay?
Phil: But what if we had both?
Dan: But Dan and Phil playing card games isn't the extent of our creative ambition.
Phil: We have more in our brain minds.
Dan: So what does this mean? When does this mean? Well, here is the thing, guys, we literally just got back from this tour, and then we've literally been editing the show and preparing for this night, and here we are with you hanging out with this thing. So, uhh, give give us a minute, so like, you know, work it out. I was like, Phil, you know what would be so dramatic?
Phil: What?
Dan: Just hiatus 2? Just while we were-
Phil: No, we can keep making gaming videos until we're ready.
Dan: So, if you love the kind of Dan and Phil struggling to make content while they're busy doing something else, laps up more content.
Phil: And we're still in the whiteboard phase, so there's... you'll see, you'll see when it's done.
Dan: Don't get me wrong. If you absolutely love the type of shit we've been doing for the last year and a half, we're still going to do that.
Phil: That's sticking around.
Dan: We're just gonna do more other stuff.
Phil: More stuff.
Dan: God knows..
Phil: Alright, I wasn't expecting to talk about that right now.
Dan: What do you mean? We promised them tea.
Phil *miming giving the chat tea*: Okay, there's the tea.
(Excerpt from Dan and Phil's Terrible Influence Global Livestream Afterparty, 23rd of March 2025)
If anyone hasn't been able to buy tickets they could like this post and it may be magically sent to them (after the show) ✨✨✨
i have an idea for an edit i can't get out of my heaaddd but i dont have the talent time or willpower to do ittt i just want to upload it directly from my brain mind pleaaaseee
EDIT: okay there's no way i could do it justice but i want this to exist so brain dump + very very rough draft vibe explanation under the cut on the off chance someone sees the vision and wants to actually make this edit 😭 pls
okay hear me out!! sun bleached flies by ethel cain fading into the sun bleached flies x dancing on my own mashup symbolizing WAD to TIT
sun bleached flies is sooo dan coded to me (and not just because of the religious trauma) but like these lyrics specifically give me WAD energy: "But in the end, if I bend under the weight that they gave me Then this heart would break and fall as twice as far" "But I still feel like they all know, and that's why I can never go back home" And I spend my life watching it go by from the sidelines And God, I've tried, but I think it's about time I put up a fight" "But I always knew that in the end no one was coming to save me"
him still in the middle of processing his trauma not only with himself, but with his audience. "that's why i can never go back home" (to us)
EXCEPT THEN he let go and came back after phil convinced him. and they created TIT ;____;
"So I met him there and told him I believe Singing if it's meant to be then it'll be I forgive it all as it comes back to me"
okay here is a short and very shittily put together version i made to try and visualize it and also there's only the TIT trailer footage so far so like...imagine having actual footage next week and not having to use the same clip 3 times in a row so the eye blink will line up with "i forgive it all"
BUT LIKE!!!! do you get it!!!! it was meant to be!!!! the world of dan and phil was meant to be!!!! he forgives it all as it comes back!!!! cleansing and new era and healing and all that jazz!!!
idk man someone more talented and patient than me pls make this a reality when the film comes out 😭
no matter what happens this phweekend we're all comrades in arms together. but here's a badge anyways.
Web Stuff
Week Ending February 3rd, 2025
Dan and Phil +1
Hatsune Miku -1
Hermitcraft +1
EPIC: The Musical +1
The Magnus Archives -2
Critical Role +2
Homestuck +2
The Amazing Digital Circus -2
AmazingPhil +3
Daniel Howell +1
Grian -4
GoodTimesWithScar +1
Dimension 20 +1
Chris Sturniolo +1
Matt Sturniolo +1
SmallishBeans +2
PearlescentMoon
Malevolent
GeminiTay +1
LDShadowLady -1
The number in italics indicates how many spots a name or title moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded names or titles weren’t on the list last week.
Ships
Week Ending January 20th, 2025
Jayvik Jayce & Viktor, Arcane
Caitvi +1 Caitlyn Kiramman & Vi, Arcane
Sonadow -1 Sonic & Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog
Billford +7 Bill Cipher & Stanford Pines, Gravity Falls
Stobotnik Agent Stone & Dr. Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog
Phan +4 Daniel Howell & Phil Lester, YouTubers
Gelphie -3 Glinda & Elphaba, Wicked
457 Seong Gi-hun & Hwang In-ho, Squid Game
Megop -1 Megatron & Optimus Prime, Transformers
Destiel -1 Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural
Buddie +1 Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1
Timebomb -5 Jinx & Ekko, Arcane
Jegulus +3 James Potter & Regulus Black, the Harry Potter universe
Byler -1 Will Byers & Mike Wheeler, Stranger Things
Superbat Superman & Batman, the DC universe
Meljayvik Mel Medarda & Jayce Talis, Arcane
Ineffable Husbands Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens
Thangyu Choi “Thanos” Su-bong & Nam-gyu, Squid Game
Timkon Tim Drake & Conner Kent, Young Justice
Hannigram -6 Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal
The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded ships weren’t on the list last week.
as we approach the final hours before wdapteo5 i hereby award you this medal for surviving the 27 days that dan and phil didn't upload (we only get silver bc we yapped about it too much :/ )
OMG HI! Crazy notification to get, I forget people can see me, lol. I don't have a phannie sideblog, it's just me, so if ur seeing this anon please just say hi :D
i always love seeing @apocalypse-chaser in my notifs, idk if they have a phannie sideblog though so i never know how to reach out! this is my shoutout to you, thank you for being such a nice follower (or maybe even mutual?)!!
@apocalypse-chaser 🩶🩶
IM MORE OF A LISTENER THAN DAN???SHUT UPPPPPP
lmaoooo
We knew this was going to happen. I'm not even ashamed
a love letter to the terrible influence tour
i saw dan and phil a month ago today and that night was so incredibly special that i made a comic about it
Best RPF Ship - FINAL!
December 2, 2009: “Uma Thurman just watched me have sex”
Best RPF Ship - FINAL!
