Dan Heng - Blog Posts
Why is it that when draconic characters have snake tongues in fanart its always sexualized?? I dont wanna see someone licking their partner i wanna see them licking 10 popsicles at once!
(Looking at you, neuvillette and dan heng)
first post here, and it's dedicated to HSR's OG pretty boy, dan heng
Recently I’ve been thinking what would welt look like as a boss.
He is the Herrscher of reason (I like to also call it Herrscher of mimicry) because their main power is creating copies of things (as long as they understand those things)
So I imagine some of Welt moves would be copies of previous bosses moves
Like say aventurine’s gamble or hitting your team with a shitload of gambling chips
Maybe something from Sunday’s boss battle, like those little Angel shits. That you have to break.
And a capturing technique like in svarog’s boss fight. Maxing at 3 captures.
Then some special effect like a heavy slowing and set back of your team. Giving enemies more turns. Maybe an ability to remove buffs from your team.
I would imagine his boss form would be full out Herrscher (so not them grandpa ass clothes) with his Herrscher eyes and the star of Eden being returned to its original form. Mostly likely also floating off the ground (cause Herrschers can do that)
Maybe a move that ties back to his deal with Void Archives or alternatively having Void Archives as an ally. Like Black Swan in the fight again Gallagher weird ass dog, or the train in the Sunday fight.
I Imagine he’d have special voice lines for defeating members of the astral express
Dan Hang: Oh what a shame to have to reset all your progress, time to start over little vidyahara
March 7th: Oh March. Shame it had end this way, to never learn of you true origins or to regain your memories
Himeko: Consider this Your final trailblazing expedition.
Caelus: Poor Caelus, shame you can’t see this journey to the end. Maybe you should have just stayed and worked for Herta
Stelle: Poor Stelle, shame you can’t see this journey to the end. Maybe you should have just stayed and worked for Herta
Sunday: This was an outcome bound to happen. No Aeon can save you. Now die like the Order did.
Oh and here are some for the Stellaron Hunters as well
Blade: Consider this an act of mercy, I’m bringing your suffering to end
Kafka: Can’t talk your way out of this one Kafka
Silverwolf: Enjoy the taste of losing, because you never had a chance at winning
Firefly/Sam: Die and go join your comrades in the afterlife
Astral express edit :3
-headcanon-
I HC that the E6 for HSR characters is what they are at their core. So the only reason characters like Boothill, Dan Heng IL, Acheron, Welt Yang, trailblazer, and firefly look different in their E6.
Boothill is a human in his E6, Dan Heng IL is a child (start of the rebirth cycle), Acheron’s hair is white, welt is a child, Trailblazer has their Stellaron glowing, and firefly’s body is fading.
It’s their cores. It’s them as a whole.
-Shitpost-
March Walks into the expresses kitchen, yawning. Her joyful mood quickly turn sour as she notices Welt and Stelle sitting in a corner of the kitchen sharing a bag of shredded cheese… just shredded cheese. March rolls her eyes, before grabbing a spray bottle for any situation like this, she starts spraying welt and Stelle with the water “Bad Welt! Bad Stelle! No cheese eating!” March says as if their cats. Welt and stelle stop their activity and leaves not wants to be sprayed with anymore water. “Great now I have to clean up after them.” March grumbles
“ Wow, I had no clue you could be responsible March… I though you would have just let them.. sit there and eat the cheese.” Dan Heng says a little surprised at March taking action without being prompted by anyone else “Well I’m tired of those two doing all this gremlin stuff. Theirs a reason Himeko childproofed a lot of stuff in the kitchen and on the express in general.” March says rolling her eyes
mmmm nice :))))))
I just had the cutest and funniest idea, how would the hsr men react to their baby trying to breastfeed from them thinking they're the reader.
I'm doing this according to the characters who may/might have great personalities and assets.
Blade
Baby tries to latch on
He freezes. Completely. Soul leaves body for a moment. Then—"I am not… your parent/mother." Cue the most awkward, silent pause in existence. He gently, but very firmly, redirects the baby with a deadpan expression and dead eyes.
He tells no one. Ever. Not even Kafka. Especially not Kafka.
Jing Yuan
He stares down at the baby in mild surprise, then lets out a slow chuckle. "You must be terribly disappointed, little one."
He gently boops their nose with a finger and rocks them calmly, absolutely planning to bring this up to the reader later with that smug twinkle in his eyes. Bonus points if he sighs and says, "Looks like I’ll need to grow a pair after all."
Dan Heng
Instant red. The man turns into a statue. He gently pulls the baby away with both hands like he’s defusing a bomb and just... stares at it in mortified silence. Later, he’d overthink every single second of it. Won’t talk about it unless someone forces him to, and even then: denial.exe.
Welt
He adjusts his glasses with a slow sigh. "Ah… no, no. Wrong person, little one."
Handles it with mature, dad-like composure but absolutely brings it up at the next family meal like, “Reader, your child mistook me for you. It was... a unique experience.”
The baby loves him even more after. He’s their favorite uncle now. It's canon.
Luocha
He blinks, smiles softly, and calmly goes, “Oh? You’re hungry?” before realizing what they’re trying to do.
Cue a brief, very polite internal crisis.
He distracts the baby with a flower or a pretty trinket like nothing happened, but the internal monologue is just, "This is not in the medical texts."
Sunday
A pause. Then a quiet laugh, like soft bells in a dream.
"Ah… even your confusion is a kind of love, little one."
He would philosophize the hell out of that moment. Probably strokes the baby’s head, muttering something about how all souls long for comfort. Might even start psychoanalyzing the baby.
Still doesn’t know how to emotionally recover, though.
Blade and Dan Heng
Character who doesn't get to die & character who doesn't get to live. Is that anything.
You're probably wondering why I did this but I don't even I know myself. I kinda just went "hehe maid dress Dan Heng" and drew it a few months ago
Also I can't take pictures for shit my hands are too wobbly 😭
Return To Stardust (Eternity Is Within Our Grasp)
A cosmos of stardust
Memories of a life never lived
Of a body that wasn't quite right
A companion to the one lost
Haunted by a vengeful past
Bound to secrecy and silence
He waits for painful judgment
But for the one born of starshine
Love and loyalty is not so easily lost
A beginning brought forth
From vicious destruction
A fate once damned
Blooms ever faithful
Two souls lost in the abyss
At last find their way back home