Yes yes, you are safe for now OwO
The bees, they just flock to him and he does not care if they could “kill” him, they are FUZZY!!!! (Also yes the bee is the state insect, love those pesky things here)
Just imagine, it’s 2am, your just going into the kitchen to grab something to drink before going back to or going to bed. You enter the kitchen and see Jersey and idk Loui maybe, just talking, ‘cept Jersey is straight up speaking tongues and Loui is acting like he understands what is being said (he doesn’t). Just slowly back away without being noticed and decide to never go into the kitchen again at night.
Meanwhile Jersey was just talking about how the strawberry poptart ia aids and the cookies and cream one is the best, looking like absolute death cause of how exhausted he is lol (he is not responsible for whatever he says when tired, it’s nearly started multiple wars at once so when he is tired the states just take whatever he says with a grain of salt smaller than an atom)
Yesyes he loves his babyes and whenever someone even thinks about trying to tell him otherwise…well…they don’t 😊
It has been way to long since I have bugged you for Jersey HCs sooo 🔪 hand then over 🙂
AIGHT AIGHT PUT THE KNIFE DOWN— /silly
Yes you may have the NJ hc’s :)
I picture him to have like- reddish-brown hair like Mass since in my AU they’re twins, but his hair is more on the brown side.
^Also he has blonde streaks in his hair that kinda look like bee stripes since they’re his state insect last I checked :3
Y’know how funny/cruel would it be if I just-*makes NJ allergic to bees*
^BUT DONT WORRY- the bees he hangs out with are friendly. To NJ at least. And York cuz he brings them roses.
This man says some of the most unhinged shit when he’s tired I swear to god-
He holds both of his dogs (a Doberman and a boxer (their names are Mar and Murrie)) like they’re babies and treats them as such (as he should)