Darth Vader - Blog Posts
obi-wan kenobi part 3? pshh more like me screaming my goddamn head off for 47 minutes
May the 4th be with you
Just my old Star Wars AU
Young Luke and Cal
L: Get away dad If you touch Cal me and BD will be angry I hate you I like Cal He is best
C: I'm sorry Lord Vader...
attitude difference
Duel of the Fates
Alec Guinness vs David Prowse in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) by George Lucas
Bill Pullman vs Rick Moranis in Spaceballs (1987) by Mel Brooks
Lloyd Bridges vs Jerry Haleva in Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993) by Jim Abrahams
Crowdsourcing funding at its finest, ladies and jellyspoons
We all should help him...
This made me giggle XD
do you enjoy not having ration bars anymore?
Being on the run from the Empire... it's not easy to get a full meal. So there's still plenty of ration bars. These ones are yellow though, so it's a bit different.
So I made my boyfriend a strawberry Vader cake for his 22nd birthday (YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWAH OF THE DAARRK SIIIIDE!), and it was delicious.
But! The best part by far was how, when I shook the fruit I used to sketch out the face off my practice paper towel, it left this Shroud of Turin-like imprint behind.*whispers* Star Wars/Bible crossover AU.
Remember the time in the comics where Luke and the gang decided to come together and with the power of friendship...
... UNLEASHED THEIR BLASTERS ON THE BASTARD
Palpatine once again proving he is the biggest bitch in the galaxy
The average Ao3 user
❤️🏳️🌈🌈HAPPY PRIDE MONTH🌈🏳️🌈❤️
Obligatory Freddie Mercury fanart 🔥💥⚡️🌟
Me after watching the new trailer I'm sure I'm failing the finals next week for this .-.
may the freak be with you or whatever they said
Not only is Hayden a brilliant actor, he’s one of the most skilled athletes I’ve ever seen. He learned fast and is now leagues ahead of everybody. He is terrifying. — Nick Gillard
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as ANAKIN SKYWALKER/DARTH VADER Ahsoka - Part Five: Shadow Warrior (2023)
DARTH VADER/ANAKIN SKYWALKER in AHSOKA (S01E05)
Vader
I love Vader’s design in his meditation, it’s immaculate. 👌👌
Also those swirls took me 4 hours. I crave death.
Inspired by the lyrics of the song “Every day is exactly the same”, by Nine Inch Nails.
Rey and Kylo the ultimate Sith lords (Spoilers)
Hi, whoever the fuck wrote the script, storyline whatever for starwars 9 rise of the starwalkers is a dead mean to me, fucking asshole ruinined it
Do you realize the opportunity you just fucking yeeted into the ocean like Kylo did his saber???? REY AND KYLO as the ultiate sithlord pairing!
Fucking hell dude think abot it, they have that awesome magic trick where they can give each other actual fucking objects through their minds accross actual fucking planets lightyears apart! Thats ridiclously over powered but nooope instead of making them one of the most iconoc and powerful sithlords you dragged them straight through shit, killed one fucker off, made the other fucker have the generic “jedi, good guy, no bad, justice n’ hope” storyline. Go fuck yourself
Just-- Rey has never been a ‘good’ character, in my opinion the whole jedi stuff, the good side, fuckin ‘force shall be with you’ typa shit is getting on her nerves, like for fucks sake she’s the grand daughter of that wizard dude called Aubergine or whatever she would have fucking accepted her fate as sith lord if Kylo wouldn’t have shown up, bitch would have killed the fucker. Do you realize into what an interesting and cool character Rey would have grown if she had just absolutely lost her marbles because of constant strain of being “good’ fighting against her truly evil nature. A batshit crazy sithlord would have been the cherry on top of the entire Star Wars franchise. The betrayel of her ‘new family’ that utter mindfuck, just just why didn’t it happen.???
N’ you know what Kylo doesn’t get fucking killed off like that, Who ever the fuck decided on that go home, you’re not just drunk, you’re retarted. Kylo was the first star wars character I genuenly liked, because I saw the utter opportunity in him, fucker has a conflict of being good inside and isn’t as batshit crazy as Rey ‘cause he’s the son of Han Solo or whatever but dude him and Rey could be the most powerful sith lords ever to have been created, more amazing than fucking Darth Vader!
BUt naaaahhhhh, let’s instead make this another extremily predictable generic star wars movie where ‘hope’ and ‘friendship’ and ‘force’ and that fucking jedi crap will always end up on top, because the bad guys shouldn’t win bla bla bla fuck off
I get that the message of hope in impossible situations is supposedly encouraging but no, fucking let the bad guys win for once! Please...!
And you know what, since I have some artistic abilities I’m probably making a comic and fixing the ending of that shit, because fuck you thats why
OHHHHHMYYYYYFUCKINGGODDDDD HIT ME WITH A BUS PLEASE
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as ANAKIN SKYWALKER/DARTH VADER Ahsoka: Part 5 - Shadow Warrior (2023)
Okay, yeah, cool, "I find your lack of faith disturbing" and all that, but dude. Ani. My guy. These guys don't know the Jedi ways. Of course they have no faith in it.
I mean, the most of The Force they've seen is you strangling a guy, which you could do with your hands, or a rope, if you weren't a drama queen. You're the force-user, the trained-to-be-Jedi on the ship. If you want them to have faith in you, you gotta explain The Force and the Jedi ways, and their power, because they have no way to educate themselves on it.
How about instead of killing people, you make a powerpoint and sit them down and tell them why they should have faith.
@swcreators antagonists event ➙ DARTH VADER
― salt and sea, the lumineers
The LIGHTSABER, also referred to as a laser sword by those who were unfamiliar with it, was a weapon usually used by the Jedi, the Sith, and other Force-sensitives. Lightsabers consisted of a plasma blade, powered by a kyber crystal, that was emitted from a usually metal hilt and could be shut off at will. It was a weapon that required skill and training, and was greatly enhanced when used in conjunction with the Force.