Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but I have no idea what I'm doing
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Kwazii: You know, we really have to stop meeting like this~
Shellington: Maybe we would if you STOPPED BREAKING INTO MY ROOM
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Shellington: Can you name one city in Oklahoma?
Dashi, panicking: Oklahoma city?
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Sharks: We have you surrounded >:)
More sharks: Lunch is served >:3
Barnacles: I've got this!
Barnacles: *swims into the group of sharks*
Peso, already pullout out his medical kit and sounding the Octoalert: Why does this keep happening...
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Kwazii: Balln't
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Shellington: Oh come on, it can't be that hot! I'm sure you'll be fine!
Tweak: You know, just because I've been set on fire doesn't mean I LIKE hot things-
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All of the Vegamals: Contrary to popular belief, I'm not edible!
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Barnacles, trying to walk in 1 inch heels and almost falling: Ok, I don't think these work for me...
Tweak walking by in 6 inch heels with ease: Amateur
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Kwazii: Ok, so hear me out: Crimes
Barnacles: I hear you, but I propose this: Not Crimes
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Dashi: Ok, I've updated everyone's social media, and posted a few things for each of you as well
Barnacles: Thank you Dashi, but, quick question, why does my tag say "Dilf"?
Dashi, looking at all the comments on Barnacles posts trying not to laugh: No rEason-
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Professor Inkling: So, what would you bring to the team?
Kwazii: Swords
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I've seen all of the Barnacles simps here, that one quote is directed to you
More Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is struggling
(Also, I do take incorrect quote + headcanon/scenario requests!!! I do Individual, shipping*, and more** ^^)
[*yes that includes poly ships, rarepairs, and more, as long as they aren't illegal/abusive/toxic]
[**if I don't know the character I'll do some research on them, but I can't promise it will be 100% accurate]
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Professor Inkling: Alright, this is a fairly simple question, I just need your honest answer
Dashi, who's only slept an hour: sure
Professor Inkling: What were you doing last night that lead to you only getting an hour of sleep?
Dashi, who spent the entire night editing photos/videos and texting Tweak: • - •,
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Shellington: *face down on his desk*
Barnacles: Is he dead?
Peso: maybe
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Tweak: As you can see, the average amount of gup crashes has gone down this month!
Barnacles: Really? That's amazing! What caused it?
Tweak: Well Shellington hasn't driven any of the gups alone
Shellington: I'm not that reckless!
Tweak: Why don't we ask the Gup D what they think?
Shellington: ...
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Kwazii: I think I'm falling for you
Shellington, still oblivious: Then get up. Here I'll help you-
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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is panicking and doing actions
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Tweak: Captain is coming, act natural!
Kwazii: *stands on ceiling somehow*
Shellington: *is asleep on the floor covered in research*
Dashi: *takes pictures of Kwazii and glass*
Peso: *panic bangades a chair*
Professor Inkling: *starts talking about books to a wall*
Tweak: great job *starts disassembling a table*
Captain Barnacles walking in: ??? •─────✧─────•
Kwazii: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!
Tweak: *jumps on table*
Peso: *jumps into water*
Shellington: *jumps on to Kawzii for some reason*
Barnacles: *dies because he doesn't understand the game and is confused*
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Tweak: fuck
Barnacles: Language
Tweak: fuck-eth
Barnacles: No-
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Barnacles: Hello Octonauts, this is your Captain speaking
Kwazii: AND THIS IS YOUR LITUNENT SHOUTING
Barnacles: Yes, and-
Kwazii: *incoherent yelling*
Barnacles: *puts Kwazii's helmet up, silencing him*
Barnacles: Anyways, we're stuck inside a cave
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I'm running out of ideas again T~T
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes
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Kwazii: You can de-escalate anything by saying "are we about to kiss"
Kwazii: But not crashing the gup
Kwazii: That will get a wrench thrown at you
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Barnacles: We have to appreciate the smaller things in life
Dashi, in tears: I love and appreciate you Peso
Peso: What
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Professor Inkling: *sounds Octoalert*
Barnacles: Is everything ok Professor?
Professor Inkling: Yes, but I found our next mission
Kwazii: Is it a new monster to hunt!?
Dashi: New creatures to photograph?
Shellington: Something new to study?
Professor Inkling: No.
Professor Inkling: Therapy.
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Tweak, trying to bake a cake: Just add some of sugar, mix, and it's good to bake!
*2 hours later*
Tweak: I made this cake for you ^^
Dashi: Aww, thanks!
Dashi:
Dashi: why is it salty-
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Kwazii: I have a new kid
Barnacles: another turtle or dolphin?
Kwazii: no
Kwazii: *holds up a large raccoon*
Kwazii: his name is Patchy
Barnacles: why do you keep doing this?
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Peso: What are you listening to?
Dashi: Here, listen!
Peso:
Peso: What is this?
Dashi: no clue
(She was listening to glitchcore)
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Headcanon that Kwazii will randomly bring back baby animals because they follow them
Also that Tweak struggles to tell salt and sugar apart, even if they are in different containers (like one is a duck and the other is a mouse)
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Highschool/College Au
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Barnacles: Alright, just a quick review and I'll go to sleep!
*3 hours later*
Barnacles: Ok, one more time, then I'll go to sleep
*the next morning*
Tweak: Cap, did you get any sleep last night?
Barnacles, clearly sleep deprived: yes
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Shellington and Kwazii working on a project together
Shellington: Alright, here we should put the end results, and here should be a detailed analysis of the results and what they can mean
Kwazii, trying to flirt: And here you should put your number
Shellington, oblivious: Why would I put my phone number on our project?
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Peso: OK, to do proper chest compressions you need to keep pace of 100 - 120bpm
Kwazii: *starts singing "Dancing Queen"*
Peso: iT wOrKs BuT pLeAsE-
*see end of post for a surprise ^^*
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Tweak working on her final project: finished!
Dashi walking in: Nice! What did you make?
Tweak, sleep deprived: Yes
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*There are several songs that have the same BPM (100-120) to do chest compressions! A lot of the songs are pretty good, if not ironic ^^
Here are some ^^ (Spotify Playlist)
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Chaos idk what number
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Barnacles: Someone new is joining to Octonauts today!
Dashi: Did you kidnap them?
Shellington: New or used
Tweak: Did you bribe them?
Peso: What is wrong with you-
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Kwazii: I got banned from Animal Jam
Barnacles: What happened this time?
Kwazii: I told someone their pets looked like they came from 2010 tumblr
Kwazii: Here look
Barnacles:
Barnacles (disappointed but proud): Look I see your point-
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Shellington: I can be hardcore too! Watch!
*punches tree*
Kwazii: Nice punch
Shellington:
Shellington: call Peso-
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Peso: If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask me!
Kwazii:
Kwazii: Are bones wet?
Peso, scared: w-what?
Kwazii: Are. Bones. Wet.
Barnacles: No worries this is normal
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Tweak: I found a snail in the garden dome
Dashi: Did you touch it?
Tweak: No...?
Dashi: Good.
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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but none of them have a proper sleep schedule or get more then 4 hours of sleep
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Barnacles: morning Tweak! You're up earlier that usual?
Tweak: never went to sleep
Barnacles: What-
Tweak, holding a 5 hour energy: can't be up early if you never went to sleep
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Peso: Finally finished...
Peso: *looks at clock*
4:57am
Peso: not again-
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Shellington: Alright, time for bed
*falls asleep on desk*
*15 minutes later*
*Octoalert sounds*
Shellington: *visible rage*
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Professor Inkling: So you stayed up all night watching people crash into doors or other objects?
Dashi: worth it
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Kwazii: *is the only one to have an actual sleep schedule that doesn't get interrupted often*
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