Happy April 1st! Have some Octonauts stuff with April Fools
Headcanons - Incorrect Quotes
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- Barnacles is the prime victim of Deez Nuts and other verbal jokes
- Barnacles doesn't REALLY participate, but one time he put salt in everyone's coffee/tea (minus Inkling) because Kwazii and Dashi convinced him. He even put it in HIS OWN DRINK because "it's only fair"
- Shellington would be victim of more harmless pranks, such as moving around or hiding books (but NEVER his comfort items)
- Doesn't play pranks unless Kwazii, Dashi, and Tweak are with/need help
- Kwazii would be playing dead/faking injuries/emergencies every other hour
- That or do random whoopee cushions everywhere
- Buckets of water above the door. He would forget they are there and get soaked
- Peso doesn't do too much, probably place stickers at random places
- Or put googly eyes on random objects because it's funny
- Dashi would change everyone's ring tones to meme song
- And would Rick Roll everyone by rigging the Octoalert
- Tweak would set up elaborate pranks to get multiple people at once
- They would 100% use those hand buzzers and shock pens
- Would rig some doorways to drop powder on people
- She would also (probably) work with Dashi to dress up the Vegamals in Among Us outfits
- Everyone THINKS Inkling wouldn't participate or know anything, but this old man is a MENACE
- Knows every trick in the book and how to prank everyone
- The Vegamals aren't too good with pranking people, they would just slightly oversalt something. Not even noticeable
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Barnacles: So, how's everyone's day been?
Tweak, soaked: fun
Kwazii, covered in powder: very fun
Dashi taking photos of them: Yes, very fun
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Peso placing googly eyes on a door: heehee
*two hours later*
Peso: *walking the halls*
Peso: *sees the door with googly eyes*
Peso: AAAAA-
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Barnacles: Dashi! Sound the Octoalert!
Dashi, struggling not to laugh: Mmh- Got it Captain!
*presses button*
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*music plays*
Everyone in the Octopod: *collective screaming*
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Kwazii placing a bucket of water above a door: Aw yeah, this is going to be awesome
Shellington: *walks under the door*
Kwazii: waIT SHELLINGTON-
Shellington: *gets a nice bucket to the head*
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Tweak over the speakers: Everyone report to HQ asap!
Everyone: *confused and lowkey panicked*
Barnacles: What's happened? Why is the steering wheel activated?
Kawaii: Did you catch someone? Some THING?
Tweak: Dashi?
Dashi: On it *clicks button*
*steering wheels lowers to reveal Vegamals wearing among us costumes*
*among us music starts playing*
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Have a great day everyone ^^
c- c- c- can you maybe make kwazii x shellington headcanons ???? i need more of them in my life its so underrated and kinda unrecognized so if you don’t mind maybe you can consider it ?? :]
Sure thing ^^
FIRST HEADCANON REQUEST LETS GO!!!!
Headcanons: Kwazii × Shellington
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- Autistic (Shellington) ADHD (Kwazii) Trans (both) solidarity
(I have several headcanons for mental stuff with them + other Octonauts lol)
- Both of them have messed up sleep schedules, they are known for visiting each others room in the middle of the night
- They are both great at cooking, but not together. If they cook together the kitchen WILL burn down
- Not so much a headcanon but fact: They can both purr
- You can walk into a random room and see them laying on each other
- They both forgot words at random and end up saying them in another language
- Kwazii is super flexible. Shellington likes to study things. Kwazii will randomly contort their body in weird ways for Shellington to study them
- Shellington will bring back any cool artifacts they find and give them to Kwazii
- While Kwazii tends to confide in Captain more, he goes to Shellington just as often
- Shellington likes organizing things, so Kwazii will bring him random things to sort in different ways
- Their text messages are some of the most chaotic things you will ever read. There are several points where they aren't even speaking an actual language, it's something they made up in code
- Kwazii probably taught Shellington how to (properly) curse/swear
- Kwazii will ask Shellington to hold stuff in his bag from time to time
- Kwazii has a habit of getting tangled in anything, yarn, seaweed, rope, anything. Shellington is normally the one to get him untangled
- There is an ongoing bet to see who can crash their respective Gup the least amount of times each month. Shellington normally wins
- They have a ton of fidgets and will trade them even now and again to see which ones they like
- The Vegamals are their kids/weird cousins that you see as your kids/younger siblings
- Kwazii is trying to teach Shellington how to backflip off of walls. Shellington is trying to teach Kwazii how to not get tangled in everything they come across. It's taking a lot longer than either of them thought
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Hopefully these are good ^^
I haven't written headcanons since my Wattpad year lol.
Requests are still open!!
Tweak x Kwazii incorrect quotes? I love your blog btw!
Thank you so much ^^
(I [still] haven't seen Ring of Fire, so I'm going to swing blindly at the wind and hope I did something)
Now that I'm reading over all I've written, this is 99% chaos
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Tweak: I'm going to need a human skull, but you can't ask why
Kwazii: Aye, as long as you don't ask where I got them
Kwazii: *pulls out 3 well preserved human skulls*
Tweak: ò - ó
Tweak, grabbing one: This one, thanks
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Kwazii, standing over a volcano: WE EITHER DIE FREE, OR DIE TRYING!!!
Tweak, right next to him: ARE THOSE REALLY THE ONLY CHOICES!?
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Tweak: Does anyone here know a good vendor of brass knuckles? Profesional quality preferred
Barnacles: You say, the MOST concerning things sometimes...
Kwazii: Here
*hands Tweak high quality brass knuckles*
Tweak: Thanks!
Barnacles, in shock: ',:|
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Tweak: Why are you on fire?
Kwazii: No clue, but I'm vibing
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Tweak: We vegatarians love the environment!
Kwazii: How can you say you love the environment, when yOU KEEP EATING ALL OF THE PLANTS-
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Kwazii: You know, it's nice to be wanted ^^
*sirens sound in the distance*
Tweak, running into the room: NOT BY THE LAW-
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Tweak: Did you get the eggs?
Kwazii: I found something even better!
Tweak: Kwazii-
Kwazii: *holds up a chicken*
Kwazii: Her name is Pecky! Like Becky, but Peck!
Vegamals: *collective face palm*
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Kwazii: I'm in love with you
Tweak, covered in baking powder: We called off the prank war less than an hour ago??
Kwazii: Yeah I know
Tweak: o _ o
Tweak: Ah, ok, got it. Cool. Very cool. Nice. Yes. Um.... coolcoolcool-
Kwazii: >:)
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Kwazii: What are your three (3) best qualities?
Tweak: Smart, soft hair, and I can easily bench press you
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Tweak: What are your three (3) best qualities?
Kwazii: Fast, cunning, and being a beacon of chaos 24/7
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Tweak: Screwdriver-
Kwazii: Screwdriver
Tweak: Wrench-
Kwazii: Wrench
Tweak: Lazer pointer-
Kwazii: Lazer poi...
Kwazii: Wait-
Tweak: *turns on the lazer pointer and points it to a nearby wall*
Kwazii: RED DOT-
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Kwazii, trying to flirt: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Tweak: Is your bed comfortable
Kwazii: Yes...?
Tweak: I'd sleep.
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Kwazii running towards Tweak: CATCH ME!!
Tweak, who's working on the gups: What-
Kwazii: *crashes into Tweak and lands both of them in the water*
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Tweak: Is something burning?
Kwazii: Just my love for you
Tweak, looking behind Kwazii: Nope, that palm tree is on fire
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Tweak: I owe you one
Kwazii: 7pm, under the stars. It's a date >:)
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Requests are still open ^^
I'm also working on the rules and general stuff for asks/request + introduction
Could I request some Shellington x Peso? Idk I think that they'd just care a lot for eachother and bond over semi-mutual interests. I can imagine that they'd spend a fair amount of time in eachother's workspaces. They are just soft boys with anxiety who help eachother get through the day. :3
Soft Boys for the win ^^
Cw/Tw for light swearing
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Shellington: *faceplants into desk*
Peso: are- are you ok...?
Shellington, without picking up his head: Yesn't
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Peso: Did it hurt when you fell?
Shellington, flustered: What? Oh, um, me?? Well, I-
Peso: I saw you trip over that rock and land pretty hard
Shellington: I-
Peso: I just wanted to make sure you are ok-
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Shellington: It was nice of you to set up a play date with Periwinkle and your younger sibling!
Peso: Don't worry about it! Pinto has been begging to meet him after all
*in the other room*
Pinto: *honks to assert self as stronger*
Periwinkle: *hisses in an attempt to scare Pinto*
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Peso: I love you-
Shellington, not paying attention: Pardon?
Peso: I tHiNK tHE FiSh hAVe thE FLu-
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Peso: Remember Shellington, be CAREFUL
Shellington: I'm always careful! I'll be back in the morning
*the next morning*
Peso: Shell... what happened?
Shellington, who has button imprints all over his face and arm: ...
Shellington: I accidentally fell asleep on the dashboard again...
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Shellington: *takes off glasses in an attempt to get Peso's attention*
Shellington: Wow...
Peso: Hmm?
Shellington: You are... so blurry... where even are you, I don't know if I'm looking at you, a wall, or a chair-
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Peso: Is something burning...?
Shellington: Just my love and appreciation of you :3
Barnacles walking in with a fire extinguisher: The toaster is on fire again
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Shellington: *is dissapoited after going to an aquarium*
Peso: Did-
Peso: Did you really think they had a live Giant Squid-
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Interviewer: Please state your name, rank/position, and intentions
Peso: Peso, Medic, to help any hurt or sick creature no matter what
Shellington: Shellington, Scientist, and I'm not even 100% sure at this point
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Shellington: Would you like any tea?
Peso: What are the options?
Shellington: Yes or No
Peso: I mean the types of tea...
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Shellington: Would you like to play 20 questions?
Peso: Sure!
Peso: What's your favorite sea creature?
Shellington, lazer focused: Microscope! Do you like men-
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Shellington: Ok, if we can't do this by sheer force OR with intelligence, we'll try it my way
Peso: Your way is "fuck around and find out" but more scientific...
Shellington: That's what science is all about!!
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Shellington: Why are there googly eyes everywhere...
Peso: Kwazii managed to find a giant package of them
Peso: And then gave some to the Vegimals...
Shellington: I feel like I'm being judged-
Kawaii, who is somehow in the vents: they are
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Peso: Ok, what do you do if life gives you lemons?
Shellington: Try to make lemonade but somehow manage to add salt instead of sugar, and still drink it because you don't want to be rude or waste lemons
Peso: I...
Peso, genuinely worried: No...
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Shellington, vibing in the medical bay: So... do you come here often...?
Peso, dead serious: Yes actually, more often than one would think
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Peso doing a medial survey on Shellington: Alright, just a few more questions, and I need you to answer them honestly!
Shellington: Got it! ^^
Peso: When was the last time you slept, and what is the average amount of time you sleep?
Shellington: Ummm... the last time was... a few days ago...???
Peso, now concerned: What? How many?
Shellington: I think 3...? Maybe longer...
Peso: please go to sleep-
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Shellington, struggling to explain something: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
Peso: ... what ...?
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Shellington: Go big or go home!!
Peso over the radio: Please come home, it's dangers down there...
Shellington, who's trying to find a Goblin Shark: I'M GOING BIG!!!
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Sorry this took so long ^^;
Just as a quick heads up, I'll be going back to school tomorrow, so any requests may take a little longer
Requests/Asks are still open :3
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but I have no idea what I'm doing
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Kwazii: You know, we really have to stop meeting like this~
Shellington: Maybe we would if you STOPPED BREAKING INTO MY ROOM
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Shellington: Can you name one city in Oklahoma?
Dashi, panicking: Oklahoma city?
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Sharks: We have you surrounded >:)
More sharks: Lunch is served >:3
Barnacles: I've got this!
Barnacles: *swims into the group of sharks*
Peso, already pullout out his medical kit and sounding the Octoalert: Why does this keep happening...
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Kwazii: Balln't
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Shellington: Oh come on, it can't be that hot! I'm sure you'll be fine!
Tweak: You know, just because I've been set on fire doesn't mean I LIKE hot things-
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All of the Vegamals: Contrary to popular belief, I'm not edible!
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Barnacles, trying to walk in 1 inch heels and almost falling: Ok, I don't think these work for me...
Tweak walking by in 6 inch heels with ease: Amateur
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Kwazii: Ok, so hear me out: Crimes
Barnacles: I hear you, but I propose this: Not Crimes
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Dashi: Ok, I've updated everyone's social media, and posted a few things for each of you as well
Barnacles: Thank you Dashi, but, quick question, why does my tag say "Dilf"?
Dashi, looking at all the comments on Barnacles posts trying not to laugh: No rEason-
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Professor Inkling: So, what would you bring to the team?
Kwazii: Swords
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I've seen all of the Barnacles simps here, that one quote is directed to you
More Incorrect Octonauts Quotes ^^
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Peso: Captain, please stop grabbing on to angry sharks
Captain: But the Shark-
Peso: You're in the medical bay for a reason Captain
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Kwazii catching Peso: Didn't think you'd fall so hard for me!
Peso, panicking: I just fell off a cliff-
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*Tweak and Dashi texting each other*
Tweak: your cute >:"3
Dashi: You're cute🙄
Dashi: Grammar
Tweak: You still called me cute so I'll take it
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Vegamals: *are talking about cooking*
Shellington: I'll help!
Vegamals: *start to hide the cooking equipment*
Tunip: what cooking equipment?
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More Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Peso Addition Tw for swearing
_________________________ Peso: Shellington what happened? Shellington, hiding in the corner of his room: Kwazii
_________________________ Peso: Captain are you ok? I heard a loud bang come from here Barnacles: No worries Peso, nothing I can't handle! Peso: Then why is your leg stuck under your anchor? Barnacles: Barnacles: no worries I can manage- Peso: Captain please- _________________________ Shellington: Peso, when was the last time you sleep? Peso: When was the last time YOU slept? Shellington: Shellington: I will get Kwazii or Tweak to throw you across the room now answer the question- _________________________ Kwazii telling Peso a scary story: And then, they were never seen again! Peso, shaking: So that thing just came from behind and, and... took them? Kwazii: Aye, and some say that they are still wandering around to this day, searching for more prey~ Peso: Oh no- Barnacles coming from behind: Peso! Kw- Peso: *turns fast and punches Barnacles in the stomach* Barnacles, doubled over on the ground: *strained* I didn't think you could hit that hard- Peso, now panicked: CAPTAIN I'M SORRY- Kwazii, shocked: Well damn- _________________________ Dashi: Peso, I need some information on this illness, apparently it's very rare Peso: Do you know the name? Does it have a name yet? Dashi: Yes, it does, it's called Ligma! Tweak, already laughing: oh no- Peso: Ligma? Can you describe the symp- Dashi: LIGMA BAL- _________________________ Peso: Can you tell me what happened? Tweak, completely stuck in a dryer (ones that face upwards, not out): No I can not. _________________________ Professor Inkling: Peso, come quickly! Peso running down the hall: What happened Professor? Professor Inkling, completely calm: The Vegamals made you a gift! Peso: Really? They didn't have to- Vegamals: *are holding up one of those oddly detailed butt cakes* Professor Inkling: I... don't really understand the meaning behind the cake, but it looks very nice! Peso dying inside: yEs... vERy niCe _________________________ I am once again losing inspiration-