Akutagawa: Atsushi hasn't text me back and it's been 15 minutes :(
*meanwhile*
Atsushi: Dazai, does "beautiful" have 3 or 4 O's?
Dazai, fully aware of how to spell beautiful: It has 4.
Dazai: I’m an excellent driver.
Chuuya: You almost ran over a woman by accident.
Dazai, remembering how that woman smiled at Chuuya flirtatious: Ah yes… by accident… yes.
Dazai: If you tell anyone that we kissed I promise I will make your 2024 a living nightmare.
Chuuya: How is that any different from now?