Dbh Shitpost - Blog Posts
I may have a problem.
When your owner KEEPS REFUSING help:
I just needed an excuse to draw Sumo as the "Aiaiaaiiaiaaaaaa" dog meme.
Here's the boy, in all of his glory, ready to be used as a meme template.
Connor: Nines, why are you carrying a riffle and flowers?
Nines:... It's a surprise
Gavin: I want to be taken out.
Nines: Like, on a date or by a sniper?
Gavin: Suprise me.
Gavin, laying in bed: Hey, look at that. It's 4:20. Nice.
Nines: It is, infact, 4:20. In the morning. Go back to sleep or I'll dump cold coffee on you.
Gavin: Go back to sleep? I haven't slept once in the past 48 hours, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Nines, LED pure red: Well, what helps you go to sleep usually?
Gavin: Getting my energy out usually works.
Nines: Perfect.
*Nines fucking knocks Gavin out*
Gavin: Haha, you ever have that feeling where you're so hungry that you feel full so you won't eat? And then you'll feel light headed? And then you won't have enough nutrition to continue to be conscious for-
Gavin, falling unconscious: Fuck...
The rest of the DPD: ...
Tina, calling over Nines: This happens all the time, he'll be fine
Gavin: What do you think would happen if I took my sleeping medication and then drank an entire Rockstar energy drink?
Nines: I don't know but, please don't find out
Gavin, looking Nines directly in the eye: Only one way to find out.
Gavin, taking the sleeping pill and then drinks the entire energy drink: ...
Nines: You're feral and natural selection is coming for you.