Death Proof - Blog Posts
HABIT art
Also Emh + some mh doodles
I had fun drawing this guy and these two very sad organisms 💔
Making HABITS shirt is NOT for the weak (or, the death proof shirt, if that's how anyone prefers it to be called).
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DRAW CROSSBOLTS WHAT
(I'm not yet done with it so it looks off currently -- I have fabric paint ready I just need to do the layout 💔)
Music shiz and why death Proof is a terrible film
Ok so i seem to be stuck in a bit of a retro music phase this week and can't get some fucking songs out of my head. The most notable probably being Clint Eastwood by Gorrilaz, i can't even remember when this song came out and rather than google it i think it's safer to just say a long fucking time ago and if you really care about it that much just fucking google it yourself you lazy dick. I can't really put my finger on why i like it so much as it's different to what i usually listen to but i think a large part of why is down to the dancing monkeys. Could this therefore be the secret to success in the music industry? No matter how medicore a song is as long as you have dancing monkeys in the video will it sell better? I can't say for sure but i for one would be much more inclined to sit through some shit by Beyonce if halfway though she just started dancing with a monkey, the ball is now in your court music industry, if you waste this golden opportunity i will be deeply saddened. Anyway moving back slightly more to where i was initially heading the video to Clint Eastwood is below and frankly you owe it to yourselves to watch it even if just for the monkeys dancing.
Anyway i have completely digressed about as far as possible on the music topic so lets see how bad this bit can go. A friend before mentioned they were watching Death Proof, a film so bad that if given the choice between watching it again or tearing off my face i would probably choose the latter. I can't really put my finger on one individual aspect of it which was bad though because frankly the whole thing was lacking from the plot to the acting. The plot was probably the most serious issue for me in that it made no fucking sense whatsoever, now bear in mind it has been over a year since i saw this film and i can't remember every little flaw about it but i'll be fucked if i had to watch it again so if you care that much sit through the steaming pile of shit yourself then complain. The plot in short is a guy goes into a bar and gives a girl a ride home in his car except on the way back for unknown reasons he crashes headfirst into another killing a group of girls from the bar he was in. It then jumps to a police station where a police guy says how he thinks it was no accident and instead was someone intentionally doing it. Ok you would think this was a vital plot point in which the police then go after the guy but no, i shit you not they aren't mentioned again in the entire film. Why the fuck even have that scene if you just don't do anything to follow on from it? Anyway after the whole police station bit it jumps to somewhere else in america where essentially the same thing happens except this time the girls kill him in what i thought was the worst driving scene ever.
Now i know a medicore plot with good acting can still be a fairly decent watch but no, the characters were as boring as fucking possible and i am relatively certain i have seen better acting in primary school plays. No one seemed to give a shit about their characters but to be honest if i had to play one of them i would probably lose the will to live part way through and just play hack n' slash on my wrists. I know Tarantino has some fantastic films and don't get me wrong there as Pulp Fiction was one of my all time favorite films ever but this shit has to be one of the worst films ever and if anyone ever suggests you see it i demand you kick them as hard as you can in their reproductive area as on they would almost certainly not have the mental capacity to raise children if they thought this film as anything but a pile of shit. Oh and if you liked it then fuck you! Also spoiler alert.
