aizawa and izuku love shit talking together actually.
After the very awkward transition from teacher and student to colleagues, sit around in the teachers lounge in mostly silence. they work in silence -- well, mostly silence, as Izuku mumbles to himself.
"Keji, in my class?" Izuku says after hours of silence. "The pink haired kid?"
"The one that blew up the bathroom sink? What about him?"
"He's been very-- He's--" Izuku hems and haws. "He's been kind of a cunt."
Aizawa looks up from his computer, torn between shock and awe. "Midoriya."
"Well-"
"You're right, but you shouldn't say it." Aizawa picks up his coffee, mostly to hide his smile behind the rim, "You just call kids like that problem children."
Percy: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.
Poseidon: Percy. My dearest and favourite child. You cannot address the council of the gods as cowards.
Percy: But-
Poseidon: Even if they are cowards. Yes, I know. We should've done better in the last two wars. You still cannot do it, because then Zeus will try to smite you. I will stop him. We will fight and likely start world war 3. You might get caught in the crossfire and end up dead.
Percy: But-
Poseidon: Tyson, Sally, Paul and Estelle will all likely get caught in the crossfire.
Percy:
Percy: Fine. I'll use a different introduction.