Demodog - Blog Posts
(Eleven and Hopper eating dinner)
Eleven: What is 'gay'?
Hopper: It means...
Hopper: Happy?
Eleven: oh.
(the next day)
Eleven: Mike makes me gay.
Will: Me too, El. Me too.
Eleven:
Lucas:
Dustin:
Max:
Will:
Papa:
Demogorgon:
Demodog:
the Mind Flayer:
the Upside Down:
Pennywise hours away:
Mike:
Mike: What the fuck.
Dustin: You're definitely a mom.
Steve: I'm not.
Dustin: *sigh*
Dustin: Mike and Will are throwing Eggos at each other, Lucas is fighting with Erica, and Max is cutting Eleven's hair with a knife while El trying to pouring water on your head with her mind.
Steve: CHILDREN!!!
Steve: Wait, on my head?
Steve: (turns around)
(splash)
Eleven, Max, Mike, Will, Lucas and Erica: SORRY MOM
Steve:
Dustin:
Steve: Shut up
Steve: Alright, Robin. I have a good news and a bad one. What do want first?
Robin: The bad one.
Steve: My kids made a mess so i need you to help me clean it up.
Robin: Steve… You don’t have kids.
Steve: Well that’s the good news. I’m the single mom of seven middle school kids.
Mike: El, I love you
Eleven: Sorry Mike, the train of love already stopped at the Max station
Max: Choo choo bitch
Silly little post cause what if Dustin kept and raised Dart?
I looked at like 1 reference so it’s not accurate lol