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Denmark and Prussia

I want there to be more head cannons between Denmark and Prussia, but more of how their friendship came around. Most people seem to have some sort of head cannon surrounding the Seven Years War, or Prussia’s and Austri’a relationship, but there is less of this between Denmark and Prussia, despite having a similar conflict! 

The Schleswig-Holstein conflict was between the Kingdom of Prussia and Denmark over the southern part of modern Denmark(I think, my map skills ain’t the best). They even had war over the territory, so what if their relationship is influenced by that?

I don’t think they’d have the frenemies (kind way to phrase it) relationship between Prussia and Austria, but I feel like they would have a more aggressive-like relationship. Since they're part of the awesome trio together, I feel like they would constantly try to one up each other, to prove either one could have won the war, or taken the territory. 

Just friendly, stupid competitions. Drinking too much, random parkour, lifting, hitting things. You know, the works.   

every now and then i listen to too much boppy scandinavian pop (read: eurovision) and my brain just goes “draw denmark draw denmark draw denmark” so here is that 😭 

It’s the most wonderful time of the year and this is the only reason why Denmark is still alive (coz invading Norway’s personal space comes at a price 😔)

OH I SPOKE TOO SOON

THE ROCK VIBES? IMMACULATE

Another ballad? damn. pretty piano playing tho

Another ballad? damn. pretty piano playing tho

I live jeg bli´r, ved fjendens død

Svanser i regnen, af sejrens mjød.

(Fuimadane)

Based off the TikTok trend

a very (probably belated) happy Halloween to everyone here are some photos from the Tivoli Gardens in Copenhagen from earlier this month

Tivoli Garden, Copenhagen, Denmark

OMG YES

denmarkification.com

Help Denmark Buy California – Because Why Not?

Buy it from Trump, the bigliest crowdfunding ever

ITS REAL.

Denmark, watercolour on paper

denmark - rainy days

In comparison to Denmark, Switzerland just seems better to me. It’s more mountainous, and has a climate closer to the place where I lived in as a kid. I’ve also heard from trusted sources that Switzerland does have a higher cost of living, but the pay is higher and the taxes are lower. I also heard that it has better animal rights. Switzerland typically has better weather, and the civilians are much more polite and formal than ones in Denmark. During time of war, Switzerland (almost) always chooses to remain neutral, which is a better plan than to pick a side.

Plus, they sell the most chocolate in Switzerland.

Me: I’m not like most aces

Date: *horny and expecting something dirty* Oh, yeah?

Me: *fully knowing what they’re thinking* Yeah. I think we should invade Switzerland. Not Denmark.

Well, my first posted digital art photo.

Y’know, for something I drew with my finger it’s actually pretty good (since I don’t have a drawing tablet I have to make due with the ibispaint app and my fingers :/)

Anyways, have...uhhh... punk Denmark? Something like that. (also he trans but u can’t see that)

((It’s actually Denmark from an AU of mine but thats a different story))

Oh, also, kudos to @askthedanishdork for giving me the idea of giving Denmark an eyebrow piercing *fingerguns*

butch lesbian :]

denmark and sweden enjoying their teenage years (as historically inaccurate vikings): pillaging and also sacrificing some animals in hopes of summer's swift return :) merry almost midvinterblot!

Copenhagen time, Øregaard Museum

Some kind of interesting tower or lighthouse,Dybbol Denmark. Sadly not available go inside.

Some interesting house in Flensburg from my trip. Sorry about my finger :D