SPEAK NOT OF THE NIGHT YORB
holy FUCK gang
we got gorgug and fabian quality time. riz and fig pulled some super spy hijinks. adaine asked for her big sister and was listened to. kristen ascended to sainthood. two fathers died. gilear canonically has a massive shlong. i wept and laughed and wept some more. i can’t wait for friday.
yo, sweet fucking vindication. pok fuckgak is canon, boys
riz can have a little bit of loving, badass double-agent father, as a treat
god, every episode of fantasy high live i think to myself “wow, this is the best and most exciting episode ever, nothing can ever get close to this” and think about it all week until the next episode where i think the exact same thing and now i wonder if ill ever accept the fact that fantasy high is a consistently great show and i don’t have to shield myself from potential disappointment because it knocks it out of the park every time
pop quiz! in this episode fig faeth _______:
throws a crustacean party
indulges in the teen rockstar life
tried to eat a random mushroom off the ground to get high
gets her contractually backed kisses in with ayda
is served legal papers from a judicial servant of hell
peels her pee-stained father out of the tire well of a van
answer: it’s all of them. emily axford is a bag of loose radioactive particles kept together by her drive to kill brennan and sheer glee
i was gonna make a goofy haha post but emily shouting “choke on grapes bitch” is so much more funny than anything i could type that it was like she broke into my house and knocked all the teeth from my mouth
fabian: dances the night away with a silken elven sheet
me, thinking about how he shut down gortholax when he talked about how most of the best blood rush players were also ballerinas: oh how the lunchtables have turned