Diologue - Blog Posts
“Yeah I know…but within those two years you kept trying to kill me.”
“I mean YEAH! That’s the gig of being a bad guy, Darlin!”
“AYE! You ain’t there yet bud! You didn’t even ask me out!”
“…so…want to go out for dinner tonight?”
“I-I wow-“
“Smooth, ain’t i? Wait why do have a gUN-“
“did you not see i was flirting with you? at all?!”
“to be fair, you are very hard to read,”
“it’s been two years!”
“Why?…Why do you want this?”
“Because, I want to know love. I want to know pain. I want to know happiness. I want to know what it’s like to live instead of being a tool, only pulled out when needed I don’t want to be needed. I want to be wanted. I want to be loved, I want to know how it feels, I want to live. Please.”
“But you won’t be able to-“
“I know. I won’t be useful anymore but that’s what I want. I want to be useless so no one…no one can ever use me again.”
“…”
“Please, even if it ends me I want to know what it’s like to feel. I want to feel something.”
“…as you wish.”
You are a demon. Most people contact you to sell you their soul in exchange for fantastic powers. Today you were summoned by an AI that wants to sell you their fantastic power for a soul.
“WAIT PIKARU THE GOD OF THUNDER IS A FREAKING RAT?!”
“Correction. The name is Pikachu and yes the thing was some kind of rat.”
“A-And the God of Fire? Champion Chammer?”
“Charmander. A salamander looking creature but before you go on there’s also something called Evolutions or something-“
“What’s that?”
“Where these Pokémon evolved into bigger strong creatures...such as Charmander transforming into Charizard.”
“...tHE ACTUAL-“
“Also the God of Sleep and Dreams is called Snorlax-“
“OKAY NGL THATS KINDA FUNNY-“
“Indeed-“
-BONUS-
“...want to know what the Goddess of Transformation looks like as one of these Pokémon?”
“SIMON I CANT- IM STILL RECOVERING FROM THAT PICTURE YOU SHOWED ME ABOUT THE DEITIES OF SEA LOOKING LIKE A WEIRD DOG THING-“
“B-But look-“
“...it’s beautiful-“
“I N D E E D.”
You are a student 400 years in the future, you are assigned a project to study the “Trends of the early 2000s” During your research you learn a horrible secret: The Gods you worship were originally portrayed on trading cards known as “Pokemon”
“KEVIN!”
“What is it, Walter?”
“You up to pranking Jeff today?!”
“I don’t know, Walt. He seemed genuinely upset when you had me in a chokehold-“
“Awwwwwww, come on evil bibble!”
“Ew, never call me that again, Walter.”
“WAIT! YOU GAVE ME AN IDEA-“
“I swear if your gonna mention something as stupid as “death ray” or “taking over the world” AGAIN imma cry-“
“NO. BETTER.”
“OKAY...what is it-“
“HOW BOUT WE FAKE MY DEATH?!”
“....sure”
“GREAT! EVIL TWIN HIGH FIVE!”
“Evil twin high five-“
It was then that Sunblast (Walter) was freaking blown out of existence of existing by no other then PitchBlue (Kevin).
Jeff literally had to travel to all 7 realities, become a badass, get traumatized to find his dear brother...only to get FLIPPING fOOLED-
You’re the town’s superhero. Your greatest enemy is the town’s supervillian. However, secretly, your both brothers. This isn’t anything tragic, as your whole destructive rivalry is actually just a massive prank on your third brother, the mayor.