Dnd Funny - Blog Posts
DnD Art Request: The Grump and the Stuffed Unicorn
One of the other players in a dnd group I'm in asked if I'd be willing to draw a funny pic of their character with a unicorn (the character hates unicorns if you couldn’t tell). I actually had a lot of fun with this one, got to test out some new brushes and draw a dumb fun scenario. Also can you tell I don't know how to draw fantasy guns lol
Fuck yeah, my boys gonna fuck and then wife a boy.
New people in the group, Means horny bard time for the twink
Femboy gonna get fucked and wifed!
What in the ever loving fuck is going through my brain right now (this is a D&D thing)
funny dnd moment that happened to me recently
For context, my party and I were in the middle of a dungeon brawl with 10 or so goblins and reinforcements were quickly approaching and were going to enter the room after my turn. We had already taken quite a beating and spell slots were running low, so in a last ditch attempt to save our skin, I came up with a brilliant yet dumb as bricks idea:
Me, OOC: I shout fireball as loud as I can at the enemy Dm: you can’t cast fireball, that isn’t one of your spells… do u mean fireBOLT? Me, OOC: no I mean fireball DM: but u can’t cast that! Me, OOC: yeah, but the enemies don’t know that Dm: (bursts out laughing) roll intimidation check with inspiration Me: nat 20 Dm: every single enemy, including the incoming reinforcements, run away in fear and leaves u all alone, combat has ended Rest of the party: you’ve got to be kidding me!?!?!?!