"I can't believe they beat the Master with the power of friendship and this gun Lucy found."
My roommate made me cry and almost throw up laughing.
The Master about the Doctor when they're not around: *heart eyes, but with panic in his voice as he thinks about the Doctor possibly dying* A cosmos without the Doctor scarcely bears thinking about...
The Master to the Doctor's face: *points a weapon at them* Killing you once was never enough for me, Doctor. How, how gratifying to do it three times over.....
And it's in the same fucking story.
Take an old IbisPaint pic where I attempted to draw Tensimm in Gravity Falls style đ(Yes, I know it doesn't look all that good, I was like 13 when I drew this đ)
(via the maSTER | Which doctor who character are you?)
I'M GONNA STEAL THE DOCTOR, HAHHAAAAAA
I'm disappointed to have never seen Gagan Rassmussen fanart đ
Watching Last of the time lords and shipping tensimm but I'm shaking my head the whole time so you know I donât approve of The Masterâs actions towards Marthaâs family and Jack
Master, rubbing his hands together like a fly: Mwahaha, the Doctor is going to be so mad at me for eating his precious humans. He's going to be like, 'Ooh noo, why would you do that!? You can't do that! You're so evil master!'
Doctor: You did WOT!?
Master, smuggly: I ATE people! >:) Im so evil! Fear me!
Doctor, actually cringing: ....Brotha Euuugh!!
Master: ... wot
Doctor: Do you KNOW what they do with their bodies!?? That's disgusting! You really came here, saw what they put in their bodies, and decided to put that in your mouth!???
Master, realizing what he's done: Wait... Oh.. OH, Thats- *starts gagging*
Doctor: That's just nasty...
Master: *nodding, trying not to throw up*
Doctor: Come on. We're gonna go get you checked for a disease..
Master: Thanks. You know, Doctor, you're a good frie-
Doctor: Don't touch me! You might be contagious-
Master: Never mind..
Bonus: *The master is sitting on a random picnic table at the dump, The doctor is dressed comeditically with a stephascope*
Doctor, sighing: I have bad news.
Master: You know you're not a real doctor, right?
Doctor: ...You have meningitis..
Master: ... But im already a man??
Doctor: ....
Doctor: How are you not dead yet with that lack of functioning braincells?
Saxteen is getting ready to go to therapy, which means they're sharing the bathroom atm
14: Hey Koschei-
Master: *Stops mid eyeliner and glares*
14: Sorry.. It just kinda slipped out.
Master: uh-Huh.. right... What is it Sigma-balls ?
14: *Stops mid shave* Why would you call me that?
Master: Why did YOU call ME that?
14: Because it's your- you know what, never mind.. You said you wouldn't call me that anymore...
Master: You're really still not over that? That was like... a million years ago.
14: You know how I felt about it-
Master: Ooh boohoo. Cry about it. So you got teased in school, didn't we all?
14: That's actually what I was going to ask about. Do you think we should tell her about... you know...
Master: About what? That you're a cry baby? I think she knows about that, dear.
14: *sighs* .... I meant... do you think we should talk about that kid we killed..?
Master: *Stops mid eyeliner, again* No... We vowed never to talk about it again and here you are- Talking about it. Why?
14: I just thought that.. It might he healthy to-
Master: First of all we have better things to talk about. Me! Second of all- I'm driving today.
14, nicking himself: Ouch!- Wot!? Oh no, you are not!!
Master: Why not? Im licensed. And she loves me.
14: She does not!
Master: We'll see about that >:)
14: Don't you touch her!
Bonus:
14: Hey! Don't touch that! She doesn't like it when you-
Master: Yeah, yeah! Stop back, seat driving! *Pets her* You'd like that, wouldn't you? Someone who actually knows how to drive?
The TARDIS: *hums happily*
14: ... She never likes it when I do that.. *pouting*
Master: Oh, shut up. It's not her fault you've crashed and landed her so many times. Huh? You're just sensitive, ain't ya girl? What did that horrible mean, man, do to you?
The TARDIS: *starts purring*
14: *ultimate betrayal*.... I think I want a divorce.
You too, huh?
IM SO SICK AND TIRED OF GETTING EDGED BY TV SHOW WRITERS LIKE AT LEAST TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST DAMN.
Ok so might be my only post thatâs not a repost or something but I donât know and i need to talk about this
Also might contain spoilers to the new dr who episode
In both episodes dot and bubble and rogue their was no snow
None at all, I get dot and bubble because Ruby wasnât really there until the exact end but why in rogue? I personally donât have theories and also donât know if I just missed it or not
So I think I figured out what Fifteen's problem is. Not as a flaw in the writing, mind. A flaw in the character.
Every New Who Doctor has been a reaction to the trauma of the Time War.
Nine raged
Ten ran
Eleven repressed
Twelve wallowed
Thirteen regressed
Fourteen finally admitted he had a problem and sought help.
And Fifteen, I'm certain now, relapses.
Fifteen started out doing great. All his trauma processed. Ready to face the world. And maybe at first it worked (though sadly we didn't get to see his many offscreen adventures with Ruby). But like... you don't stay better. You have to work at it. And he's very much not doing that.
There's a brittleness to his good cheer. Be it the gods of chaos, the loss of a lover, or his first real confrontation with racism, he doesn't deal with adversity very well. He breaks down, he hides, he acts like everything's fine. It's not fine though. He's not okay. He might've dealt with his problems, but he didn't equip himself with the tools needed to deal with new problems.
He's gonna crack eventually. We can already see it happening.
you know when you're reading/watching something and you start crying but you're also kinda laughing bc you know it's not real and it feels stupid to cry over something not real but damn it you're crying anyway? Yeah.
weâve all heard of twink death to dilf birth but i raise you dilf death to twink birth
DOCTOR WHO ⢠S05E10 âVincent and the Doctorâ
âwho even was the target audience of the 1996 doctor who tv movie starring paul mcgann?â
me, i was, it was made for me
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Adore the new series so far, it's so charming!
accepting the fact that iâm about to read doctor who fanfics in the year of our lord 2023 for THE FIRST TIME is quite the harrowing experience
Wishing all New Series Daleks a happy 20th birthday for the design.
Please reblog with your own for maximum solidarity. It could be the Dalek Invasion of Tumblr (2025 AD)
Solar power is not renewable because the Sun is dead in prolly billions of years, so what do we do at that point, huh?? checkmate, infinite fracking is the solution
It's such a shame too, the original version was a human-like group who had to change themselves into these cybernetic monsters just to survive. They wanted to convert humans as a mercy.
I feel like there's something valuable in the Moffat era in how often they independently crop up, and in the classic era for being able to see just a little bit of the actor.
Maybe there could be some kind of transhumanist story, where people actively become cybermen in an experiment to circumvent the need to terraform a planet so they can go out and collect resources on a struggling colony. It could have been going well for a while. These cybermen could have names, like the original, and eventually people decide to undergo conversion to reduce the resources needed to get by. Or the cybermen, seeing their people continuing to suffer, decide to remove that suffering by force.
IDK, just thought it'd be an interesting story idea.
the concept of the cybermen is magnificent. it's creepy. it's disturbing. it's the terror of undeath and the horror of coming back wrong. it's the endless march of capitalism, it's the commodification of disability aids, it's the ceaseless machinations of time. it's monopolisation. it's euthanasia as a substitute for healthcare. it's a lot of things. unfortunately many cyberman appearances can be boiled down to "scary army of robots invades" and frankly if i wanted to watch fiction about a robot and not the cybermen i'd just put on, well, robot.
Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!
I can hardly believe that a combination of low effort shitposts and mid quality art could get me so far.
Then again, that's the power of...
Happy birthday, Deltarune. As a celebration, I wanted to send a meme I made.
If you know Doctor Who series 3 and Life on Mars, you might get it:
Here come the drums, drums!
Is he [[living in a goddamn garbage can]], [[50% off]] his mind, or has he [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]?
martha meeting twelve and clara would be soooooooo hysterical to me because you know she would watch their insane self-sacrificial deeply obsessive codependency and be like oh this whole situation is somehow worse than everything that happened to me uh. lmao.
âdoctor who is too silly now!â
oh you mean the doctor who that has flattened human skin as a character? the doctor who that has the episode love and monsters? the doctor who that says that the english royal family is werewolves? the doctor who that has james corden in it? the doctor who that in the same episode that james corden is in not only does the doctor speak baby, but the baby wants to be named Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All, AND the doctor can also play soccer very well.
doctor who has always been silly