It is the day we have been waiting for for months. It's here; the second half of the Bachelorette two part finale!!! Desiree has a lot on her plate tonight after the shattering of her heart last week when Brooks pulled out early. We have sweet weirdo and terrible bard Chris and handsome yet somewhat bland but equally sweet Drew. Will she chose one or neither or both or just fling herself into the waters or Antigua???
As per the tradition started at the finale of Sean's season of the Bachelor, I present to you my carefully curated rules to Desiree's Bachelorette Drinking Game. Please enjoy responsibly, and I can’t wait to share thoughts on Wednesday!
When you see or hear one of the following, take a drink (or if you’re underage, eat an m&m):
The word “journey" is used
The word “connection" is used
Someone refers to “the process"
A helicopter ride takes place
Chris Harrison spreads his hands/arms
A date/activity is used as a metaphor for love/relationships
Someone says “picture the rest of my life", “spend the rest of my life", “could envision the rest of my life" or any other “rest of my life" phrases
Desiree does a voice over while she walks around somewhere
Desiree does a voice over while she stands on a balcony or ledge and stares into the distance
Every time you see Neil Lane and physically cringe at the texture and color of his skin
Someone cries
You audibly groan
The blessed producers cut to a shot of random wildlife
Desiree dabs her under-eyes with her fingertips as she cries
Anything, be it setting or general situation, is referred to as “paradise", “fairytale", or “something out of a dream"
One of the guys balls up his fists in frustration
Bonus Full Shot or Handful of Candy: - A cameo is made by a previous contestant on the show to give advice to Desiree
-If Brooks shocks us all out of our skins and RETURNS
- You shed a singular tear or more during the finale montage set to Peter Cetera’s “The Glory of Love"
Cheers and happy viewing!