Luffy: “I don’t use a silencer! I USE A LOUDENER!”
Zoro: “Sorry demon of the abyss, I already have a membership card”
Nami: “He can’t plunder us if he’s suffocating in my tits!”
Ussop ( specifically post time skip): “I’m swole as fuck!”
Sanji: “No one enjoys my penis”
Chopper: “Who wants extra credit and marshmallows!”
Robin: “The brain is the powerhouse of the body”
Franky: “Ooo, Big Red Button”
Brook: “Fucking Kids these days and their memes and weird clubs”
Jinbe: #justfishthings
Bonus:
Zoro: Hi I’m Zoro
Sanji: YOU’RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE ZORO
"YOU TOO, KANE - OR DO I HAVE TO TRANSLATE IT TO NEANDERTHAL FOR YOU?"
-Gym teacher, Freak the Mighty
"My father was a magician. He heard the words 'birth defect', and disappeared."
- Kevin/Freak, Freak the Mighty (Rodman Philbrick, 1993)
"My father was a magician. He heard the words 'birth defect', and disappeared."
- Kevin/Freak, Freak the Mighty (Rodman Philbrick, 1993)
Does anyone else's friends have like a list of quotes for dumb things they've said?
Me and my friend's do. I'm currently on quote 150.
Me and my friend talking about Rengoku:
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Her: "If he were licking pussy would he still say 'Umai'? 🤔"