Dylan 1999 - Blog Posts

Probably the only piece of art I’ll ever reblog on here and it’s ONLY because I just learned he had cats

And also why is every grey tabby cat named Lucy???? Mine and my friends grey tabby is named Lucy. I need statistics on this NOW

Dylan and his cats Rocky and Lucy

Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold

"Do you wanna go to prom with me?" If you don't look and act like dylan klebold, I do NOT wanna see yo ass a prom w me!!!!

whenever I listen to incomprehensible by Big Thief I think of dylan klebold.

"How can beauty that is living, be anything but true?"

he's so beautiful, in every way possible. even in death, he's genuinely still wonderfully perfect.

I love dylan klebold so much, i love him so fucking much my sweet baby, I wanna kiss him and hug him anf tell him he's amazing, wonderful, handsome, and perfect in every way possible. dylan klebold I love you so much everyday I wake up and pray you haunt me

Guys who's that one female shooter with a blonde tied back pony tail, blue hoodie, and jeans? She was shooting at some rural barn looking place and I saw this video where she shoots this guy from pretty far away while his friend records next to him. She came to me in a dream but istg she's a real person. If y'all know who the fuck this is please let me know 😪

What the fuck is Juke Joint Jezebel! ?

Can't even look up uniforms without this Jew popping up (Shoutout my boy Marvin)

the thing is a lot of people blame eric and dylan when its clearly the parents fault for not caring about their kids, the hell you mean you noticed how your kid losing weight and being depressed yet you didnt do shit???

Whenever I look at a image of a blond horse or a borzoi I think its Dylan and I go "ha dylan klebold" then go on with my day

Just know in another universe 9/11 happened before Columbine

I will forever love Dylan and his plushies omggg it makes my heart ache

IM GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF IF I DONT SEE DYLAN KLEBOLD BUTT BOOTY NAKED AND OILLED UP TWERKING ON THE OUTSIDE COLUMBINE FLAG POLE

Eric Harris is a pick me girl while Dylan Klebold is a 'yandere' girl

Looking like he got a stick up his ass

Yeah okay pack it up dylan klebold

What if Eric Harris was in brooks while dylan was in eric?

Aint no way Dylan Klebold was scared of dogs that mf was literally a giant compared to them he is basically the biggest dog on the block

Act like lindsay souvannarath

Look like Jodi Arias

Smoke like columbine

Party like alyssa bustamante

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Yeah I know I add two little white boys to the list what you gonna do about it

In this photo they look like barbie dolls being played with

I know people r going to ask why I covered dylans face so I ill say this its because last time I posted something like this I got banned so I'm not taking any chances .

Here is the edit ♡

DONT ASK A BAD BITCH TO BE YOUR HALCYON SHE DONE DID GOT MY ASS SWATTED!!!!

It's giving son being forced to listen to their father say a dad joke

I mean, fuck, I am like Cal, I am like Andre, I am like Dylan Klebold, I am like Eric Harris, I like thinking cal is a innocent sweetheart, I like hating Adam Lanza and the people who like him

What cunty Dylan are you? First or second

HOLY SHIT I JUST REFOUND THIS THING I MADE UHHH HERE YALL take a re upload 🙏

Games I think Eric Harris would play:

Dead space

Mortal kombat 9

Outlast 2

Manhunt

Resident evil 8 & 9

Party hard

Games I think Dylan Klebold would play:

Dramatical murder

Any feet doctor game

Any toe nail painter game

Room no.9

Sweet pool

VR foot job games

Dylan and Eric for nbk are basically the definition of my bro my hoe because Dylan wanted a girl to shoot up the school with him but instead he got Eric

His dick smaller than my toes I'd rather ride Dylan Klebold's nose