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7 months ago

If suzy izzard is to be believed, then god’s first name is steve, and death star head of catering is named mr stevens, which is kind of close. It’s not clear if the steve in “pyramid steve” is a last name (first name pyramid) or if pyramid is more of a title, but anyway i think pyramid steve should visit the death star. I also should get more sleep my train of thought is getting increasingly more obscure


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5 years ago
"If Someone Says, 'do You Want A Cup Of Coffee,' Sex Is On Yeah?"

"If someone says, 'do you want a cup of coffee,' sex is on yeah?"

"I like my coffee like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them."

~Eddie Izzard


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2 weeks ago

I put on the 1st ep of Hannibal season 3 for background and I TOTALLY forgot about Hannibal capturing Gideon and slowly feeding him to himself. I’m not even gonna try to rank deaths or tableaus from this show by scale of macabre-awesomeness, but this one is up there.

I Put On The 1st Ep Of Hannibal Season 3 For Background And I TOTALLY Forgot About Hannibal Capturing

“It’s only cannibalism if we’re equals.” -Hannibal

I Put On The 1st Ep Of Hannibal Season 3 For Background And I TOTALLY Forgot About Hannibal Capturing
I Put On The 1st Ep Of Hannibal Season 3 For Background And I TOTALLY Forgot About Hannibal Capturing

And how Hannibal used his arm for his cochlear garden and fed Abel the ancient Roman recipe of the snails, oysters, acorns, and sweet wines to make him “tastier”

I Put On The 1st Ep Of Hannibal Season 3 For Background And I TOTALLY Forgot About Hannibal Capturing

Bonus: Can’t make a Hannibal post without a few nods to my 2nd favorite Murder Wives!

I Put On The 1st Ep Of Hannibal Season 3 For Background And I TOTALLY Forgot About Hannibal Capturing
I Put On The 1st Ep Of Hannibal Season 3 For Background And I TOTALLY Forgot About Hannibal Capturing

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