Robin: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Eddie: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Steve walks in*
Eddie: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Eddie, sitting on the floor with some paper and a sharpie: Love is a weakness. It’s an evolutionary mistake.
Dustin: You’re literally making a valentines card for Steve right now.
Eddie, pointing a glue gun at him: You’re on thin fucking ice, Henderson
Eddie talking about Steve to Dustin