-I can fix them! (In HI3 relationships)-
Void: I can fix Welt. It’ll be easy.
How the fuck did he make me worse??
Su: Im Sure I could fix Kevin.
My assumption was wrong, I think I made him worse
Kosma: I cant fix Kalpas! And that’s perfectly fine with me
How the fuck did I fix him???
Seele: Bronya is Perfect and doesn’t next fixing!
Nothing changes
Kiana: I could fix her
Mei: I could fix her
They fail horribly at fixing each other
Mobius: Vill-V is completely unfixable
Mobius is right
Pardofelis: I bet I could make Fu Hua worse
Pardo can not infact change Fu Hua in the slightest
Kallen: I cant fix her; but I’ll try!
She tried and failed to fix Sakura
Eden: how is this bitch perfect!?
Elysia can’t be fixed She is perfect
Rita: Master Bianca is a mess and I can’t fix her
Rita is correct in her assumption
-Shitpost/incorrect quotes-
Su: (talking about project Stigma) Genocide is perfectly fine (motions to Kevin) but god forbid I have an abortion.
Kevin: abortion is wrong!
Su: and project stigma isn’t!?
Kevin: Project stigma will kill of people with no purpose and who have already lived their lives, abortion is taking away someone’s right to have a life!
Eden: Prolife Ass bitch.
(This is all a joke based off of a conversation I had with a Ai bot Kevin, abortion somehow came up and the AI was against it so I made an incorrect quote thing with it.)
i have unpopular (probably unheard of ships) and semi popular ships.
-Kosma x Kalpas
-Scar x Jiyan (don’t ask why it just clicks in my little brain) (WuWa)
- Wanshi x Chrome (PGR)
-Theresa x Himeko Murata (HI3)
-Kiana x Mei (it’s Canon okay?)
-Bronya x Seele (HI3/HSR)
-Welt x Void Archives (HI3)
-Dan Heng x Male Trailblazer (HSR)
-March x female trailblazer (HSR)
-Himeko x Kafka (HSR)
-Tesla x Einstein (They Are literally Welt’s lesbians parents and you can make me think otherwise) (HI3)
-Lyle x APHO Mc (Adam) (HI3)
-Camu x Roland (PGR)
-Kamui x Lee (PGR)
-Su x Kevin
-Eden x Elysia
That’s all I have for romantic ships
i have some platonic friendships I enjoy that aren’t canon
-Pantalone and Capitano (They Are just silly little guys)
-Carole and Bronya (Sisters Honestly)
-Joey and Bronya (big sister little brother.)
-Kosma and Kevin (Father son dynamic)
-Kosma and Griseo (Brother and sister vibe)
yeah. My option is always invaluable because of how it verrs from the norm. Just some food for thought.
(For context Kalpas and Kosma got into and arguement and so Kevin has to make them apologize to each other. But Kevin was just woken up and it’s like 5 in the morning.)
Kevin: “alright, you two need to kiss and make out.” (He meant make up)
Kosma:”what?”
Kevin: “you heard me.”
Eden: Desperately trying not to laughs knowing damn well Kevin is half asleep
Kalpas: shrugs “whatever you say.” Kalpas takes his mask off before kissing Kosma
Su: giggles
Kevin: finally realizing what he said “WAIT- no I meant kiss and make up not make out!”
Eden: laughing loudly “Too late old man.”