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I read and watched Twilight for the first time recently and I have some thoughts:

- Why are the Cullens in high school ?? They're like over 100 years old and they're going to school with minors ?? Just so they can stay in town for a few extra years ??

- Did the ppl making the movie notice that the owl statue made Edward look like he has fairy wings ? Was it on purpose ?

- The book would be so much better if Bella wasn't there and it was just about the Cullens hanging out and playing baseball

- Alice x Jasper ? Yeah I don't see it ( she should be with me 😌 )

- So Jessica, Mike and Co. just like invited Bella into their friendship group and they were really nice to her and she just blew them off for a MAN ?! ( Girl what ??) I would have loved to make friends that fast but she doesn't even care

- Edward sparkling in the sun and being all like "this is the skin of a killer, Bella" 💀

- The Cullens were so proud of the dinner they cooked for Bella and she didn't even want it 😭 Invite me over ! I'll eat it !

- Edward just like 🧍‍♂️ watching Bella sleep

- Do the Cullens have to keep updating their drivers licenses, birth certificates etc over and over again ?

- Why do the Cullens keep living the same lives just to fit in ? Why can't y'all just live in a castle or something like normal vampires?

- Why are people arguing over Edward and Jacob when Carlisle is right there?

Overall, the book and film weren't my kind of thing but they were fairly entertaining. Yes there are some parts of twilight I didn't like but I will be reading and watching the sequels at some point :)

Town Witch AU where a bright and youthful sorceress fresh out of her training and Ascension moves to Forks, Washington to take over for the medicine woman who recently passed under mysterious circumstances…

Living outside of town on the property left behind by the former mistress of the wood, the reader takes up shop in a lovely, modern chic home designed by a local architect who would be the very first to invite her to dinner after a tour of the property…

During the course of her first year, she would ease her way into the lives of the local townsfolk. Selling herbal remedies for joint pain, charms for young girls in love, candles to ward off vile spirits. Quickly earning herself a reputation as a sort of miracle worker. And of course, she would see to the needs of the local Wolf Pack, as well as the coven of Vampires who called themselves the Cullens if only to keep the peace between them as her predecessor had before her arrival…

And who would come to her for help when her world turned upside down? Why a young girl with no frame of reference for actual boundaries. Breaking into her home only to tell her all about the vampire breaking into her own to watch her sleep…you know, because that isn’t a very obvious red flag…

There in, taking pity on the naive girl, the reader resolves to take her under her wing. Giving her a part time job as well as her protection from outside entities by not only allowing her to help out with her practice, but also teaching her a thing or two about practical uses for everyday spells…

Naturally however, the girl wouldn’t keep her distance from her sparkly stalker and chaos would ensue from wars with nomadic wanderers, to Newborn Vampires and eventually even the greatest thorn in the reader’s side, the Volturi…

Oh, yeah! And a few years into her stay? The very moment things begin to calm down after said naive girl gets turned following the birth of a blood-hungry baby with the worst name ever…?

This guy ^^^ would decide to imprint on her the day he comes back from college…

Hi! My sticker club members voted and yes its mlp in the twilight universe 🌕🌲🦇 this is the final sticker club sticker pack until further notice, sticker club members please read the latest post on kofi aswell as the post titled "ending sticker club" for more information. BEFORE YOU ASK, this sticker pack WILL be available to buy soon for EVERYONE as a sticker sheet. Im working on a very big shop update with keychains, sticker sheets, and an extra cool secret third thing. The sticker club members will receive these stickers as much larger single stickers instead of the sticker sheet.‼️my kofi will also be getting an update at the beginning of July, I will only have a singlr 1€ member tier where you get to vote on future merch & other very neat stuff. More updates will come, I promise I'm working very hard on completing this big plate of work. I'll be busy artin' ,fartin' n' shartin' until then bye!!

When you let your sticker club members choose the next theme and they chose "ponies in the twilight universe" ... what else would you expect from me?

This song will forever be iconic,and yes, it's because of the baseball scene

Alice made me realize I like girls

Argh! Finally, the season when I feel like a hundred year old vampire is stalking me is coming

Argh! Finally, the season when I feel like a hundred year old vampire is stalking me is coming

Here some memes of Twilightzone if you're sad

Charlie and reader looking at Bella after another night ruined due to her screaming for a boy

Reader trying to understand what Bella is saying after falling asleep through another rant about Edbling

Reader about the whoop Bella's ass for bringing her into her weird shit with the Cullens

Reader whenever Edbling (Edward) and Jakbark (Jacob) exist

Reader with Edbling

Reader waiting for Bella to stop ranting about Edward

Reader trying to see Bella's appeal towards Edbling when Emmett and Jasper exist (my bro is NOT a confederate soldier in this au)

That's it