hi! you’re super cool <3 could i respect some hcs of watching cartoons with google? (was watching some clips of the grim adventures of billy and mandy and was laughing so hard. yes i am easily entertained, what of it)
Tws: None
He literally will say random statistics for certain things as your watching like TV, like he will literally fact check them sometimes
He tries his best to understand your humor but he doesn't always get it. God forbid you say "sheeshhh" or "yeet" near him. If loading screen was a person that would be him after you saying those things
He tries to be sarcastic sometimes but it always comes out super monotone and like, he always has to say hes joking. He again, doesnt understand the concept of it so sometimes some of the "jokes" he says can get pretty dark and he doesnt understand why your not laughing
Sometimes he will cite information about your favorite characters, and if you ask him, he will notify you when its your favorite characters birthday.He doesn't feel the cold but he likes to wrap you up in blankets whilst you two are watching cartoons, will make you a human burrito 100%
He loves watching cartoons with you, his favorite is Gravity Falls oddly. His favorite character is Bill Cipher.
Will always let you pick the cartoon unless you ask him to pick it and he will ALWAYS pick Gravity Falls. Like ALWAYS. Unless it isnt on, then he will give you the choice again.
Jackie Seeing Anti under his bed: Anti why are you under my bed
Anti: It's Mating season
Jackie: Ok but why would you need to hide
Henrik and Chase from the living room: Oh Anti~
Jackie: You better hope they don't find you
Wilford: Hey Dark I got you a gift
Dark: Why it's not even my birthday
Wilford: I just wanted to be nice. The gift is in your room
Dark: ok
Wilford: you'll love it. Just trust me you'll love it
(Dark walking to his room and seeing Anti tied up in red ribbion with no clothes on)
Dark: Someone isn't going to be able to walk for awhile
Chase: For the last time I was not drunk
Sean: Then why the fuck were you crying so much
Chase: Those were tears of happiness
Sean: Why
Chase: Because for the first time Anti smile
Wilford: Oh no my cute snake is gone
Google who has bing in his lap: What do you mean did you buy a snake
Wilford: No I mean Anti
Bing: I'm sure he's fine
Wilford: No he's most likely not fine cause someone stepped on his tail who ever did it is going to die
Mark running out of the room: NOPE
Chase looking at Dark: So how do we wake him up without him getting mad
Bing: Where is Wilford he'll know
Wilford walking in the room: Did someone say my name
Bing: Wilford how do we wake Dark up without him trying to kill us
Wilford: I got the perfect idea
Wilford vanished then appeared again with Anti in a maid outfit. Anti is blushing and has his head down.
Wilford: Antis in a maid outfit
Dark sitting up immediately
Chase: what the fu-
Wilford: Hey An-ti
Anti curled up in a ball crying
Wilford: GUYS IMPORTANT MEETING
10 minutes later all the ipliers are in the meeting room except Dark.
Google: What do you need us for
Wilford pulling out a gun: one of you made Anti cry so who the fuck was it
All of them pointing at bing
Bing: Really guys
Wilford pointing the gun at Bing
Anti: Hey Marvin, Jackie
Marvin and Jackie: Yes love
Anti: Why is it so cold
Jackie running to get something
Marvin: How the hell are you cold
Jackie running to Anti with a bunch of blankets: Don't worry Anti I got you
Bing: Dark what the hell
Dark who is sitting down with Wilford sleeping on him and Anti curled up around the two: What
Bing: you good
Dark: I'm trapped
Google: what happens when you have a bird boyfriend and a naga boyfriend
Bing slowly backing up: I'm gonna go see what chase is up to
Wilford: Jackie I need you help!
Jackie: Why what happened
Wilford: I made Anti cry
Jackie now looking mad: You did what
Wilford realizing Jackie is Anti's other boyfriend: OH SH-
Henrik who is sitting on the couch: I have the sharpest memory name one time i forgot something
Anti who is curled up in a ball: You forgot to give me attention
Henrik: Come here
Anti slithering over to Henrik and sitting on him now getting kisses and hugs from his lover:Next time i'm telling Chase that your ignoring me.
Henrik: I wondered why people love Anti so much
Henrik: Then he smiled
Henrik: And I was like oh ok
Henrik: Anti get off me
Anti:No
Henrik: I have to go to work
Anti: This is your own fault
Henrik: How is this my fault
Anti: Just think about it
Henrik: [realizing he hasent been giving his naga lover attention] Guess i'm not going to work
cw(s) for readers: fluff!!
“Y’know, it’d be nice to have a friend that’d wait up for me,” Jackie shot a glare at the magician.
“It’d also be nice to have a friend that didn’t take so long to zip up his jacket,” Marvin shot back, rolling his eyes. He couldn’t help but look back at the want-to-be hero and smile, and the other couldn’t help but smile back at him. There was silence shared between them as they walked on. It wasn’t an ‘awkward silence’ per se, but it wasn’t entirely welcomed by either of them. Crunching snow and passing-by cars made it slightly more bearable, however.
After some carefully remembered turns and standing in front of bakery shops window eyeing at all the delicious baked goods, they finally stop at a familiar crosswalk. Jackie had to yank Marvin from his bag so he didn’t go ahead and end up getting hit by a car. He’d never admit it to Jackie’s face, but if it weren’t for him and his close eye, he would have been six feet under a long time ago.
Marvin grunted, a form of ‘thanks, I guess,’ which made Jackie chuckle softly. The magician-to-be glances at the crosswalk timer and goes to press the button, but quickly yanked his hand away once his hand came into contact with the button. Thankfully, he pushed down hard enough so it started working the second time around. He pulled his other hand out and started to rub his hands together, trying so very hard to spark some warmth in his palms. Jackie gave Marvin a look of pity, but he didn’t care. The whole day, Marvin had complained and whined about how he forgot his gloves at home, but he rejected any form of help from his friends (their ‘help’ being offered pairs of gloves and those nifty little hand warmers.) They start to walk across the street after the timer begins and reached the other side. A glove was slapped across the chest, startling Marvin.
“Put it on your left hand, alright?” Jackie huffed. “At least one of them will be covered.”
Marvin nodded and slipped the glove on, the fabric feeling awfully strange with his numb hand. This time, he actually says ‘thank you,’ but Jackie’s reply made his head snap back to look at him.
“No problem, babe.”
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note from yours truly: this was just a little thing i wrote for @henrik-von-schneeplestein as a secret santa gift! i promised myself that during 2020 that i would finally, finally post my stories here, and this right here will be the start of it all!
lovely taglist: @honestlyitsjustkenna @caaladium