Tanaka: Ennoshita, quick! I need your help to find a way to get Kiyoko to notice me!
Ennoshita, who has seen every rom-com and has read many fanfics: Why don't you just date someone else to make her jealous?
Tanaka: You're a genius! But who should I date?
Ennoshita: I'm single and I don't have high standards, so I can do that.
Tanaka: Perfect! Thanks, Ennoshita. I'm gonna go let everyone know that we're dating and see her reaction!
Ennoshita, waving him goodbye: Haha have fun with that.
Ennoshita, internally: Now it's only a matter of time before he falls in love with me.
First EnnoTana-work inspired by Marchingduck's EnnoTana-piece Listen Between the Lines that they did for Haikyuu Rare Pair Month 2025! Check it out!
Gett'n shirty (put it back on) (1220 words) by Out_Of_Custody
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Ennoshita Chikara & Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Ennoshita Chikara/Tanaka Ryuunosuke Characters: Ennoshita Chikara, Tanaka Ryuunosuke Additional Tags: Ennoshita Chikara-centric, team shenanigans, Humor, Ennoshita has a Crisis, Fanfiction of Fanfiction, Tanaka is a Menace, Menace to Ennoshita's Sanity
Summary:
Tanaka has a problem.
Well.
No.
That’s not quite right.
Ennoshita has a problem.
And that problem is Tanaka.