Ent - Blog Posts
Thinking about this ent wife taking a nap in someone’s backyard
im back and writing headcannons
hello everyone im baaaack (yeah just when school is starting ik lmao)
so ive been writing for some years now, and it's been a while since i hadn't had a chance to write again. i kinda miss it i guess?
i'll happily write any headcannons you ask, sfw or nsfw! 😋
i do write for a bunch of fandoms but just ask me lmao
red dead redemption 2
Star trek
marvel
lord of the Rings and the hobbit
overwatch
fablehaven
music bands (mostly rock and metal)
Harry Potter
uhhh ill probably write some others when I'll think of them but ask me xD
time agent guy, having taken archer to the future: look at your legacy, archer. see, people will remember you for ages to come. what you will do is important, and that's why you must help me.
archer: mk why uhhhhhh why is everyone singing
time agent guy: this is the best musical of the 25th century. Archer (tm) written by a hologram of lin-manuel miranda, a popular playwright of the 21st century.
in amok time spock says male vulcans go through pon farr and in enterprise t'pol says all vulcans go through pon farr. this is just one of my pieces of evidence from my essay about how t'pol is trans and also routinely gaslights the enterprise crew bc vulcans are private people and she doesn't feel like coming out to them.
so like id trust phlox to give me top surgery but the real question is how sanitary IS his medbay???? like he keeps animals in there, just,., around. id wake up and he'd be like "i used this slug excrement to seal your wound shut and it SHOULD considerably cut down on your recovery time :)) and id be like "hnmgg onkay" and like a week later i'd have to get another surgery bc of complications from the first one. like i'd let him do it but at what cost??
look look i don't usually pick up on sexual tension but like what tge fuck is goin on between major hayes and malcolm reed
This is how 93% of ENT plays out
Archer: Hail them Hoshi.
*Dramatic silence*
Hoshi: They aren’t responding sir.