Me ENFP(f) and my best friend ENTP(m)
ENTP:They should do a movie about me.
ENFP:*meaningful glance*
ENTP:Ok, ok, about us.
ENTP:It should be a TV series.
ENFP:OMG YES.
ENFP:...but if, there would exist a fandom that would be shipping us. Meh.
ENTP:We don't need a series, this fandom already exist.
ENFP:Eh, true that.
Entp + rob a bank by confetti
Reblog this and in the tags put your MBTI type + the last song you listened to.
He's been here forever, your son
Words by me // inspired by the advertisement on the left.
Catholic Doilys
Left: Thea Porter reflected in her dining table. Ph. Jim Lee for the Sunday Times, 1971. Right: scan from Pinterest.
The Three Graces, 2019 by Valeria Duca (b. 1995, Moldova)
Are you really an ENTP or do you just have high functioning ADHD?
The Odyssey, Penelope and Odysseus, Tischbein, 1802
The canon INFJxENTP ship
ENFJ: Since the girls ain't here, why don't we talk about what kind of woman we are attracted to?
ENFJ: I'll start! ... I like a woman who knows how to cook my favorite meals and likes the same king of music as I do.
ENTP: hmm.... I guess a girl who would laugh at my jokes and have a rocking hot bod. Oh! And a freak in the bed!
INTP: I'm not really sure myself. But she's got to be pretty and caring.
ENFJ: What about you, INTJ?
INTJ: ... A beautiful face and big boobs...
ENFJ: Whoa! INTJ! I never would've guessed!
ENTP: Yeah, I mean it would've been fine if it was me but-
INTP: it's just so unlike you, you know?
INTJ: Oh... Yeah... It is kinda weird, isn't it?
INTJ: then I shall change my answer...
INTJ: Someone who loves me with all her heart and has a beautiful face and big boobs. .... and No penis....
Everyone: Yes!
Send me an Ask containing a MBTI personality type with a dialogue and I will reply. Let's see how an INTJ would respond.
Ex:
ENTJ: Let's do the thing.
INTJ: YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!
*Does the thing anyways*
*INTJ is quietly making homemade ice cream when INFP comes into the kitchen*
INFP: hey INTJ. I heard that all INTJs had world domination plans... Is it true?
INTJ: Well. I did once. But it was just a phase.
INFP: Wait, WHAT?!
INTJ: It was half-baked and I really didnt have enough money and resources to actually pull it off.
INFP: Where is it now?!
INTJ: I gave it to ENTP and INTP. They were bored and they wanted something to do in their free time.
INFP: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
INTJ: Let's just say, I found something better to do.
INFP: Making homemade ice cream?!
INTJ: ENFP said she loves adding my homemade ice cream to her homemade brownies. She's having a bad day today. I thought she might like some comfort food.
INFP: aaaaawww. That's so sweet... Wait...
*INFP hears distant screaming. INFP looks out the window.*
INFP: Is that a robot army?!
INTJ: oh hey. Speak of the devil. They finally did it. And they made modifications. Good for them.
INFP: Is that ENTP and INTP riding a unicorn?
INTJ: *giggle* yeah. That was ENFP's input. Not mine.
INFP: ENFP knows about this too?
INTJ: Yeah, she had a lot of ideas she wanted to add. The unicorn was our compromise.
INFP: Why am I only finding out about this now?!
INTJ: ... IDK... you never asked before.
SENSORS ARE UNDERRATED (ISTG THESE PEOPLE ARE OFTEN STEREOTYPED AS ‘BLAND’ AND ‘BORING’ JUST WHY)
XXTJs ARE NOT HEARTLESS (PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING TO ME ‘ OMG YOU CAN’T BE AN INXJ YOU’RE TOO NICE!’ AND I WAS LIKE I’M STILL GOING ON AN IDENTITY CRISIS BUT NO-)
INFPs AND ISTJs (In my opinion) HAS THE WORST STEREOTYPE AMONGST ALL. I MEAN NO HATE BUT INFPs ARE OFTEN STEREOTYPED AS AN “UWU MENTALLY UNSTABLE, DEPRESSED, WEAK CRYBABYS THAT CAN’T DEAL WITH LOGIC AND ALL,
WHILE ISTJs ARE OFTEN STEREOTYPED AS MECHANICAL ROBOTS WITH NO FEELINGS AND ONLY CARES ABOUT BOOKS AND LOGIC WHO CAN’T TAKE SARCASM OR JOKES THAT’S LITERALLY NOT TRUE THIS IS WHY THE COGNITIVE FUNCTIONS EXISTS.
AND NOT TO MENTION ESXPs BEING STEREOTYPED AS PARTY ADDICTED CHADS WHO HAS LIKE 2093849829 FRIENDS.
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I'll do the other types later. I got bored halfway through Infj but here have my personality type.